Twice The Love | EXO Xiumin x Reader x Chen

3.

You unlock the door to your apartment and walk in. The first thing you see is Baekhyun and Chanyeol making out on the couch. You roll your eyes knowing that there is no stopping them. You set the food on the counter and sit on the other side of the sofa scrolling through your Instagram feed, hoping to distract yourself from what's going on next to you.

"Ohhhh daddy..." you hear Baekhyun groan and you turn red. "Please touch me-'

"ALRIGHT TIME TO EAT!" You stand straight up, your ears turning red.

"I know what I'm eating for dinner then," Baekhyun smirked.

"UHHHH NOT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!" You smacked them both with a couch pillow.

"What did you get for us?"

"Fucking I don't know what I bought. I just gave the list to the employee."

"Did you get me extra sauce!?" Baekhyun exclaimed like a child as if he wasn't planning to smash Chanyeol into next Monday a minute ago.

You sighed, "Yes. It was awkward as hell so thank me."

"You're welcome," Baekhyun retorted and you smacked his face with the pillow again. "OW! WHAT THE FUCK"

The three of you sat down at the counter you turned into your table. You had bar stools that were comfy yet cheap. "Why were you doing that on the couch though? It's also literally 5:45 in the afternoon"

"We got bored because you were taking too long." Baekhyun shrugged.

"Yeah what took you so long anyways?" Chanyeol added.

"I g-got held up in traffic!" you pushed and shoved your food in your mouth.

"Oh, so you saw Minseok?" Baekhyun didn't even bat an eye.

"Werr Phukk" (well fuck) You painfully gulped down whatever the fuck you were eating.

"Yah, eat slowly. If you ruin your throat you won't be able to give Minseok a proper deepthroat," Chanyeol

You threw a plastic fork at him "YAH, PARK CHANYEOL" you groaned. "Anyways it wasn't just Minseok-ah. Jongdae-ssi was there too."

"Ooh, honorifics!" Baekhyun made weird flashy eyes.

"Baekhyun oppa~" Chanyeol joked.

Baekhyun played along, "yes, Chanyeol-ah?"

"Both of you fucking suck I'm just trying to be a decent human and you treat me like this?" You jokingly wailed.

Baekhyun giggled. "Anyways why does it matter that Jongdae was there? Don't tell me you like him too, you whore."

You blushed, "you guys are too mean. I obviously would be lying if I left him out. I only tell the truth duh."

Chanyeol turned to Baekhyun, "I think she's lying about not liking him."

"Yeah, I think so too," Baekhyun replied with a laugh.

"Yah! I'm right here!" You threw plastic forks at both at them.

"Well, show us a pic of him!" Baekhyun pressed, ignoring your previous action.

You shrugged, "I don't have any of him. But you can check if he has an Instagram or something..."

Baekhyun whipped out his phone, "Kim Jongdae right?"

"Yeah."

"DAMN," Baekhyun gasped and Chanyeol leaned over his shoulder and his jaw dropped.

"Damn indeed!"