Pasteles Espeluznantes Episode 1- Pastel de Muñecas
The fanfiction opens to show an episode of Muncea Espeluznantes, Marisabel and Luisa's favorite program.Two mexican creepy twin sisters are in a mall with a paranoid mexican man.
Paranoid Mexican Man: Deja de mirarme, me vas a asustar! [Stop looking at me, you're going to scare me!]
Marisabel and Luisa: Don't give up Sol and Mar. [Ghost Baby Laughs] Great. Right in the middle of the best part of Muncea Epeluznantes!
Juan Pedro: And so [Wilhelm scream] I used to pull a scary prank on a jock back in college.
Rafeal: [Follows Juan Pedro to the living room, face-palming.] Actually we pull scary pranks on rich people who were mean to us.
Ghost Baby: [Laughing as he sits down]
Juan Pedro: [Chewing, mouth full.] He didn't hear me though, [Smacks lips.] he was covered by fake blood. [Bites cake.]
Marisabel and Luisa: [As crumbs from Juan Pedro and Rafeal's cake fall on their heads.] Ugh. Seriously? You guys eat like pigs.
Ghost Baby: [eating a cake] [Marisabel and Luisa stares at Ghost Baby] Uh-oh
Marisabel and Luisa: Well, I guess you get a pass, but [Looks up at Juan Pedro and Rafeal.] you two are disgusting.
Rafeal: Sorry, it's just Juan Pedro makes the best cakes.
Juan Pedro: It's true. I've make a cake that will take your mouth on a flavored journey.
Ghost Baby: [babbling]
Rafeal: Oh, yeah. I'd crawl over a hundred miles of broken glass for this cake!
Ghost Baby: [babbles, then laughs]
Rafeal: Ain't nothing gonna keep me away from this cake!
Ghost Baby: [squeals]
Marisabel and Luisa: So, you're saying you'd leave the apartment if I told you where to find a good cake?
Juan Pedro: Sure, but it would have to be a pastel de munceas, like mine!
[Bells toll]
Marisabel and Luisa: There is an ancient cake, hidden away from those who'd would use its power for bad things.
Juan Pedro: Ha, okay, first of all that's dumb and you made it up. Second, even if it is true, my cakes are the best! Period.
Marisabel and Luisa: Oh, but it is true. Behold!
[A book, Creepy Mexican Legends appears, and falls in their arms. Stressed Chole enters with The Grieving Girl.]
Chole: It is story time
The Grieving Girl: [facepalms]
Marisabel and Luisa: [Voice-over.] In an age long forgotten, an old king summoned his Cake Witch. The king commanded her to create a cake made out of abused slave girl's bones and organs. The Cake Witch labored in her tower for six days. On the seventh, she brought the cake before the king and it was glorious. It would grant him eternal life so he could rule his kingdom forever. It was also delicious.
[Juan Pedro, Chole, The Grieving Girl, Ghost Baby, and Rafeal are gathered around the couch and awe in delight.]
Marisabel and Luisa: [Voice-over.] One night, the princess betrayed the king and tried to steal the cake. The old king was heartbroken. He realized the cake was too dangerous. It had to be destroyed. So, the ingredients were hidden on the far corners of the world, watched by the ghosts of abused slaves. Legend has it [Closes book.] it can be reforged if all the ingredients are brought together.
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Pasteles Epeluznantes
HorrorPasteles Espeluznantes follows the macabre misadventures of a young man who bought an old apartment which is haunted by the ghosts of a little girl, creepy twins, a abused baby, a depressed woman and a short tempered yet unlucky man.