Hello. You may not know me, but I know you very well. It sounds odd and creepy, I know, but bare with me here. I'm currently watching you read some kind of story on your screen. You are so...beautiful. I wish I could speak to you, but you would try to kill me if saw me. I wouldn't mind though, if it's by your hand. Or maybe shoe. Or newspaper. As long as you make my death quick and painless, I won't mind. I suppose your probably wondering who this creepy thing is, right? Well...I am a spider that crawled in through your open window. I didn't want to be rude and just barge in uninvited but it was pouring and I almost drowned. I hope you don't mind. I promise I wont make a web anywhere where you can see it. I'll catch all the pests in your house and make sure they never get to you. Gosh, you are so pretty, I wish I was human so I could talk to you. You are so perfect in my 8 eyes. Anyone, anyTHING would be lucky to have you. I'm sorry if that sounded creepy, but I'm just trying to tell you how I feel about you. Your smile is as bright as the giant fire orb in the sky, and when the orb turns pale in the sky, the crickets, they sing their melody just for you! If only I could hold you and take care of you, I'd be the happiest spider ever. Oh? You saw me. I don't mean to scare you or make you scream, but even your screams sound angelic. You are so perfect to me, and honestly, I'm glad it rained last night. Even though I'm a spider and you are a human, I love you so much and wish we were the same species so we could be together. I would take care of you, hunt for you, liquefy your insects so you don't have to do any work. We would have beautiful children and they would make us so proud. Oh dear, I'm afraid if you read this, you'll be scared and run away. It is very hard to type as a spider, but I'm doing this for you. I see that the pale rock is in the sky, you should sleep and rest that pretty head of yours. Don't worry my sweet, I'll watch over you, I promise. Goodnight, my darling~
