Superman's Girl

9

Sarah's POV:
I finally made it to my cave in Canada. Haven't been here in a while. Haven't had time either. Maybe I should move my lair somewhere else. Maybe I should get a different job that won't make me so busy, because I never have time to come here anymore. I think I should become an assistant or something.

"Oh how I've missed you my beautiful cave." I said. It's so dark in here. Maybe I should do some redecorating, because to me, this is like the batcave. Haha. Batman would love it in here. Lol. JK. I should give Batman a call sometime. I should do it now. We haven't talked in a couple of months.

Beginning of call...

B: Hey Sarah, haven't talked to you in a while.

S: Hey batsy, and yep. Just calling to see what you've been up to and how you've been.

B: Oh not much. Just been fighting crime, and what not. I'm good, and you?

S: Typical Batman. That's good. And eh, just found out I'm from krypton, and that my parents are alive. Also my sister, whom I have never met, was just killed by an alien hunter, so now I'm in hiding until he goes away. So I've been better.

B: Dang. Sounds awful. And you do seem kind of, how do I say this, alien like. Ha ha. Just kidding. Anyways, what's the alien hunters name so I can threaten him so he can go away, and you can come out of hiding. By the way, I know where you are. I traced your number, and now I know where your "cave" is, so I'm coming to pay you a visit. Also, where is Clark?

S: The alien hunter is Josh Dundson. And stalker much. Also, Clark is at his lair right now. We split up because I figured we would be safer if we weren't by each other all of the time. If we were, it would seem kind of suspicious, so we split up.

B: Ah ok. I swear, if your cave has hello kitty all over it, I will leave as soon as I get there. So make it as dark as you can. Also, I'm Bruce Wayne.

S: I know your Bruce Wayne. I've been knowing. I just thought I would to tell you that after you told me who you are.

B: How did you know?

S: The lips.

B: Oh.

S: Yep. Also, my cave doesn't have any hello kitty in it. Just thought you should know. But, I am planning to redecorate it.

B: Is it dark in there?

S: Yes.

B: Leave it alone then. I like darkness, you know that.

S: Fine. But I hate the dark because I'm blind as a bat. *laughter*

B: *sarcastic laughter* Real funny Sarah Daniels.

S: Lol.

B: Oh and if you're thinking about doing the batman theme, don't. I'll come after you.

S: *batman theme music*

B: I'm coming after you

S: NOOOOO!

B: YEEEEEESSSS!

S: You're evil.

B: No, I'm Bruce.

S: Real funny Bruce. I'm hungry.

B: Hi hungry. I'm Bruce.

S: Oh dear lord, stop. Stop with the dad jokes.

B: But I'm not a dad, so they aren't dad jokes. Lol.

S: Did you just lol?

B: Yes. Got a problem with it?