South Park OneShots {Completed}

Clyde Donavan

A player, popularity, Bebe Stevens, breakup, happiness, but also sadness. These things go through my head day in and day out. Me and Clyde are polar opposites. We didn't even make eye contact together until study hall. I was doing my homework until he sat next to me. "Um... Y/N right?" He said softly. I nodded keeping my eyes in my book. "Well I know you're like really smart... so can you like tutor me?" He asked pleasingly. "Clyde I know you take pride in your school work but seriously?" I said closing my book. "Oh I'm sorry..." He said looking down. "Jesus... I'll help you! You need more help anyway..." I muttered under my breathe. "Thank you so much Y/N!" Clyde said hugging me. I looked away and blushed. "You're such a nerd!" I said pushing him away. He scratched behind his head and gave me that goofy smile that makes my heart melt. It was a nice moment until Slutty McSlut Slut came over.(I'm dying right now... I have not said that in so long! LMAO) "Oh hello Clyde..." Bebe said wrapping her arms around his neck. "Oh hello...*cough* whore *cough*" Bebe said rolling her eyes. I growled and went back to reading my book. Out of the side of my eye I saw Bebe having a full blown make out session with Clyde. It made me gag, I've always hated PDA (Public Displays of Affection) I got up from my seat and picked up my bag. "Oh and Clyde meet me at my house tomorrow at 3:30..." I said flipping my (h/l) (h/c) hair over my shoulder. Bebe looked at me with anger. I laughed and walked out of study hall.
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As I walked to my house, I was so tired. It snowed last night and now the roads were all slippery. My mom wouldn't come back until who knows when. I got into my house and threw my bag on the floor. I jumped on my bed and went to sleep. I was awoken by texts, calls and the doorbell ringing. I ran downstairs and saw Clyde. I checked the time and it was 4:00. "Oh crap! You could've threw a rock through my window you know!" I said letting him in. "Where would I even get a rock?!" He said raising his eyebrow. "Doesn't Craig carry rocks I mean he seems like the type of guy who would..." I said yawning. "You know you look a mess..." Clyde said moving my hair behind my shoulders. "I'm sorry I don't look perfect like your little girlfriend does when I wake up!" I said grumpily. "But-..."He said opening his mouth, I cut him off. "Just go up to my room and get your stuff ready..." I said stretching. "Which one is your room?" "You'll know when you come across it..." I said walking into the kitchen. He walked upstairs to find my room. I went into the kitchen, I got tea and cookies. I went into my room and Clyde was admiring my puppy. "I see you take a liking to Levi..." I said sitting down everything. "Your puppy is so cute!" He said hugging him. Levi licked his face. "Levi is so cute and small!" Clyde said with gleams in his eyes. Levi growled and I took him from Clyde. "He doesn't like being called small it's one of his pet-peeves..." I said snickering. (I'm funny okay! And does anybody get that reference? If you do I'll worship you forever)
"So what do you want to do first?" I asked. The rest of the night me and Clyde were making progress at least. At the end of the session Clyde kissed me. I pushed him away quickly and looked away. "Clyde you have a girlfriend!" "I know but your way better than her! You have beautiful (h/l) (h/c) hair, bright (e/c) eyes, and you're not plastic like Bebe is..."Clyde said gracing my cheek. I looked into his eyes and sighed. "I like you a lot Clyde but I don't want to hurt you and Bebe's relationship." I said sadly... SIKE! This is what I actually said. "You're right Clyde I'm not a plastic Barbie doll and I really like you so..." I said smiling. Clyde kissed me again and I let him this time. Who said I can't steal your man!