Math Jokes/quotes

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"Teacher: Juan where is your assignment?

Juan: it committed suicide ma'am, because it has so many problems"

I'm not sure if it triggered any depressed people here? Meh sets are a pain

"Math is a place where people buy 64 watermelons and never wonder's why?"

...
Wut?

Aliara:64 watermelons? What does it mean by that?

aesthetic_writer43
"Do you know why four is single?"

Me:
Why?

Because it's too SQUARED"

Hehehehe idk what that means even though that's what you said?

"Dear Math,

I'm tired of finding your "X" now!
Go find it yourself! I better say she is already gone

-Sincerely
Student"

M

e: pfffftttt.....

Aliara: When you hate doing algebra

Alexa: Wait, Math has Ex!?!

Aliara: that's not what it means you dumb*ss

Alexa: oh it's talking about algebra? There are still more like A,B,c,d,e,f,g, etc. not just only X but X is mostly the letter that was used

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You thought that I will end it there? Nah I still have more

You thought that I will end it there? Nah I still have more

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Ok let's try

R- Beautiful

Am I? I think I look pretty on make up only?

I- Cute

aesthetic_writer43 and other people/readers don't you guys dare to have the urge on pinching my cheeks now

C- Awesome

EVERYDAY IS AWESOME!?!- ahem maybe? Idk about myself anymore

A- Dangerous

Dangerous?

.....

*English time presentation*

Me- starring as lam-ang

*Add the first part of the story*

And during my exhausting journey I got tired and took a nap and I dreamt of my father's head has hanged on the pole and that was killed by an Igorot. I was so FURIOUS WHEN I SAW IT AND I QUICKLY WENT TO THE VILLAGE AND SLAUGHTERED EVERY ONE OF THEM!?! *Swings the sword around like killing people and points on one of my classmates*

Class:*some others giggle and a half shock*

and I spared one of them so that it can tell everyone about my greatness and skills of mine.

*English time presentation end*

....

Meh idk if I'm that dangerous

And also I like your role aesthetic_writer43 starring as Doña Juana? Is that her name?
It's like you didn't know who you love at first and you deserved that kind of punishment you have even though Mr Don Juan forgotten about you and keeps on hanging out with your sister,
And hey you just married another guy named "Diego" you are good at that emotional part 😜.(Justin as Don Juan 😂)

~bloopers~

Lam-ang= Me

Don Juan= Justin

Doña Juana= aesthetic_writer43

You're not my father

Of course I AM you're father!

*Raises sword* my father is already dead

Then I was reincarnated!?!

You mean Ressurect😒

-take 2-

You're not my father!

Of course I am!?! Son!?

My father is already dead  you traitor

Well you're adopted!?!

And you are not my father you imposter!?!

You are adopted and was a mistake!?!

....

Now leave

Hey guys

Aunt he told me that I'm adopted

What's wrong with you?

I already know that you are married with Diego so Congrats

....

....

*Both left*

For more information about the stories search " Biag ni lam-ang" for lam-angs story and "Don Juan's" stories like example "Ibong Adarna" and there are some more and you guys can search for Doña Juana's story if you want

Lam ang is a boy so I had to FREAKING GENDERBEND A FREAKING BOY!?! AND HERES THE PICTURE FROM GOOGLE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE

Even though most of the epics are males so yeah -_-

Not freaking half naked and glad I didn't say the married part or else I'll be classified as a freaking lesbian.

And also I will not make a Drawing for the Fnaf 4th anniversary Because I have freaking P.T.'s so yeah.

Sets are evil even in problem solving parts

And Envi. Sci. Is killing me because there are so many biomes 0_0

And Why Mapeh? I'm also a bit terrible about that health part.

Yay freaks for Fil. And Esp and my brothers notebook is around the place and he already occupied all of the studying areas and he also placed some of his Stuffs on my Freaking bed!?! Aughhh!?! Where am I gonna study now!?!

Aliara:Not the bathroom

-i forgot to say that Alexa is my Gachaverse/world OC of mine and I already showed her on one of the chapters

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