Jamie: Mari lets go fucking scuba diving."
Mari: why.
Jamie: because.
Mari: ok ig.
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Jamie: this was so fun.
Mari: ya tru.
Jamie: Mari I have to tell you smthn.
Mari: what is it bb
Jamie: I am pregananant
Pregernt
Pregnart
Pregante
Pergent
Pragnet
Pregnant.Mari: What how
Jamie: Sex
Mari: Oh right
Jamie: Ya
Mari: Who's is it
Jamie: Yours
Mari: What
Jamie: Its your child and I demand child support
Mari: Fine
Jamie: Xoxo bb
Mari: ya ya xoxo 2 u 2
Jamie: owo ily
Mari: ok
Jamie: I said ily
Mari: ilyt?
Jamie: ?????
Mari: why did you say Question mark 5 times
Jamie: ???????????-
Mari: stop
Jamie: ????????????????????????
Mari: I want you to get an abortion
Jamie: no
Mari: fine
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Jamie: Mari I'm so happy I had this baby with you
Mari: Why does it look like my dad more than me lmao
Jamie: Uh...
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The Descendants Crack fiction
FanfictionShort stories about cracked up ships from an amino called the Descendants where we roleplay as the kids of Marvel characters. Read this if you want to have an aneurysm.