"Oh my chubby baby."
So I was waiting for the bus with my friends and I was taking random videos. So I have one and I played it and in the background all I hear is someone say "Oh my chubby baby."
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"I run like a Teletubby"
So just now. Yes this was my inspiration for the story. Me and my friend were on FaceTime and we were reading those Zodiac sign things on Pinterest. One of them said "How the Signs Run." The Aries one for it was "Walks." My friend, being and aires said "That's true! Because I run like a Teletubby!" Cue us dying of laughter.
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"It's not that bad. No, it's bad."
So if y'all have been to SeaWorld in FL and rode The Wild Arctic then you might understand. So before you go on the helicopter simulator there is this tv and a guy talks about the helicopter and other shit. Then on his walkie-talkie type thing there this guy saying "A storm is coming." Or something like that. The guy on the tv screen says "It's not that bad." Then the guy on the walkie-talkie says "No, it's bad." For the rest of the day me and that same friend on the FaceTime call made jokes about it. For example when you get your report card: "It's not that bad." *opens the packet* "No, it's bad."
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That's it for now.
Ava Mother Fucking Out ✌🏻
