After many boring years living in the swamp with Fiona, shrek decided to find a new bae as he couldn't put up with Fiona's constant bitching anymore.
He thought it would be hard to leave her due to the many years they had spent together but he simply went up to her, roared his mighty roar and said, "lmao bye bitch". Before she could say anything bitchy, shrek was already out the door and feeling shrektacular.
He pulled out his phone and downloaded a sugar daddy app because let's face it, shrek is a sugar baby and a power bottom and no one can convince me otherwise.
After a while of lame ass swiping, trying to find the perfect sugar daddy, shrek saw the most beautiful hedgehog he had ever seen... his name was "booty_destroyer_69". His profile picture shown him with the thicccest pair of crocks in existence and shrek knew it must be fate...
His location shown that he was only 2 miles away so shrek ran as fast as he could to jump on that dicc because he is so damn thirsty and needs his ass pounded.
Shadow was a lot shorter in real life compared to his profile picture, but shrek knew that beggars can't be choosers and fucked him anyway...
And that kids, is how I met your mother 😎
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What is my life, k bye
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FanfictionMy life sucks so I've decided to cover up my problems with memes Mainly gonna be shrek related but you can comment suggestions and I will probably do them idk Let's see how many followers I lose because of this 😎 (don't have that many to begin wit...
