Memesy ass one shots

D O N K A S H

A/N totally hasn't been like a year or something but here's another crack ship, message me with fuckin weird ships and i'll probably write some weird shit. and yes, i created the monstrosity that is the cover
please note: this is 100% a joke and purposely cringy,

narrators pov/ 3rd person
Ash was only a young boy, but after many years of collecting pokémon he became tired and bored. he had collected them all, and they were no longer interesting to him, the effect had worn off.

he was walking through some tall grass, letting his hand slightly graze the tips of each blade as his head hung low in despair. "what's the point anymore" ash whispered to himself. he stopped and kicked a stone into a tree that stood opposite him. he slumped against the tree and moved a poké ball between his fingers, with his head resting in his other hand as it rested on his knee.

ash was suddenly alerted by some movement in the grass and he slowly made his way to his feet. he exhaled heavily, expecting it to be another boring eevee or rattata or something.

but what he saw was something spectacular.
as he approached the mystery pokémon, he clutched his pokéball in his hand and lowered himself slightly, the suddenly a head emerged from the grass. ash was taken aback by what he saw, it was like a mudbray but... off? he had never seen this animal before and so he hastily took out his pokédex, but even the pokédex was stumped.

"w..what are you?" ash mumbled under his breath.
"imma DONKEY" the donkey(?) replied.
ash jumped backward at the hoarse and gruff (yet soft and simplistic) voice that the creature had.
"where are you from?" ash questioned, raising an eyebrow
"well ya see, i was with shrek at the swamp buut he kicked me out so he could settle the divorce with that bitch ass fiona" donkey began, "after a while of wanderin' i sorta just ended up here" donkey ended with a toothy smile and ash couldn't help but blush

"wow" ash said "you talk amazingly"
"whhaaatt?" donkey questioned
"o-oh i mean for a pokémon, i-if you even are a pokémon that is?" ash replied
"i sure as hell ain't a pokémon buut thanks for the compliment" donkey said, moving his head to the side to hide his blush

"w..well" ash started "i have a pokéball here and i was wondering... no nevermind it's stupid.." ash said rubbing the back of his neck, he couldn't help but noticing how pretty donkeys eyes were
"what were you gonna say? don't worry about it bein stupid" donkey replied, with a solemn look.

"w...well i was wondering if you would like to... come live with me?" ash stated before quickly following it up with "well of course you wouldn't have to stay in the pokéball all the time, you'd be able to stay with me but obviously up to you and well-"
"i'll do it" donkey interjected with a smile, making ash blush like crazy, "only if you wanted to of course"

"i would love to" ash said, smiling
ash stood up and gripped his pokéball tightly, "okay, this won't hurt, trust me".
donkey closed his eyes and braced himself for what was about to happen. ash opened the pokéball and donkey was taken inside.
as ash closed the ball, he held it close to his chest and gave the ball small kiss before heading home

once home he opened the ball and showed donkey around. "this is where i keep my pomémon, my favourite is pikachu, he's almost like a son to me" ash said
" he's can be like our son" donkey said smirking at ash.
ash turned to donkey and embraced him, "thank you donkey, you've made me complete" ash stated
"and you've completed me" donkey said as ash kissed the top of his head

the night ended with the two boys laying together in bed as the sun set. they were happy. they were at peace. they were together.

a/n literally what the fuck did i just write
don't blame me tho, blame miaslytherin2003 for giving me the inspiration