A month or 2 after the last chapter
3rd POV
It was just another relatively peaceful morning in the Akatsuki hideout, not-
"*boom**slice**crash**thud*FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!"Well, there goes the peace...
Mai's POV
"KID!!! HEY MAI!!!"I heard Sharky scream as someone banged on my door. Then, a silent squeaking noise came from the door as footsteps neared me before stopping.
"OI BITCH, GET UP ALREADY!!!!"the old man screamed too, the only difference being that he was standing next to me.
"Told you brats, that will not wake her up"dummy spoke, his tone as emotional as ever.
'Since when did Period-head start going out of that room of his?' I questioned silently, surprised more than I thought was possible.
"Than what do we do, un?"Deidei was the next one to speak.
"This!"Ink-head yelled and suddenly, I felt a weight pushing my body down.
"GET THE FUCK OFF!!!"I screamed, my eyes snapping wide open as I pushed my partner onto the floor.
"Great job Haruki, you woke her up"Crow-nii congratulated, looking at the boy on the ground.
"What are you all doing here, disturbing MY precious sleep on MY day off"I grumbled, glaring at every single one of them.
"We need food and Konan is on a mission"Period-head stated, being a lot more talkative then he used to be from what I remember.
"And what does that have to do with me?"I questioned, pointing at myself.
"You are the only one left who knows how to cook, Mai-chan!"the childman chirped but I was honestly too tired to care.
"Cook for yourselves!"I whined, throwing my hands around.
"I can't, brat"the dummy stated bluntly.
"Itachi can only make riceballs and I'm lazy"Fishstick added.
"My hands won't stop licking the ingredients, un"Blondie admitted shamefully.
"Tobi makes everything black!"the orange lollipop injected.
"Kakuzu asks for way too much money and Hidan keeps stabbing the raw meat, yelling: sacrifice for you, Jashin-sama"Coal-chan declared, pointing at the crazy man.
"And you're damn boyfriend keeps on throwing the fucking water at the fucking stove!"the stupid grayhead yelled, glaring at Ashikaga.
"First off, that clown over there is not my boyfriend and second off, I have a better idea!"I yelled, throwing off the blanket and skipping out of my room, a crowd of frightened idiots following closely behind.
"You will become a cooking crew!"I announced, striking a pose as I pointed at them.
"Come again?"Haru-chan questioned, putting a hand around his ear in hopes of hearing better.
"The fact that you can't do certain things when it comes to cooking doesn't mean you're completely hopeless, like the dumbass Jashinist for an example! If you can slice people to shreds, then why can't you do the same with vegetables?"I explained and they all thought for a moment before trying to run away but finding ice surrounding the whole room, including the floor. Not bothered by their complains, I took out 8 aprons and threw one at each of them before tying one around my waist and tying my hair in a lazy pony tail.
"Lets do this!"I yelled with determination.
"Um, how do you put this thing on?"Ashikaga asked, majority of the fellow criminals in the room tilting their heads to the side. Sighing, I ordered the few who actually knew how to do it to help the others while I helped my useless brat of a partner.
"Now that everyone has an apron on, lets divide the tasks! Ita-kun, you'll be making rice balls, Ash head, you'll chop the vegetables, Dummy, you'll crack the eggs into a bowl, Childman, you'll stir the eggs with a bit of milk, Fishy and Bomber, you're in charge of the pan and Blackie, you're on cleaning duty, now shoo!"I order and they obeyed! I had to use force on some of them, but they all got to work in the end and after about half an hour, the breakfast was done.
"Itadakimasu"we all cheered, digging in.
"Well I must say guys, you did a good job! Now we all sit back and relax while you Blackie clean this up"I announced, going into the living room with everyone as my partner screamed at me for 'betraying him'.
'Hehehe, this is what you get for waking me up you little devil' I smirked evilly, imaginary horns growing on my head.
Hey hey hey! I know this one is short, but in my defense, it's inspired by me being a klutz in the kitchen and striking a deal with my little sister that if I make food, she cleans up! In any case, hope I see you next time, good day/night annnd...
You're the best,
Don't let others get you down,
Stay awesome,
Love you all,
~Maja-chan
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