tinder - k.bk + k.sy

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fat ass sehyoon
hey can you invite your demon friend to the chat?

fat ass sehyoon
i think i need them sooner then i scheduled 🙃

unknown weirdo
give me a sec

unknown weirdo added 'yuyu' to the conversation

unknown weirdo
chan i just added you to a convo with my new friend

fat ass sehyoon
hi! im sehyoon! :)

yuyu
im yuchan (◠ω◠✿)

fat ass sehyoon
wtf you're so cute

fat ass sehyoon
your friend told me that you're the devils son

yuyu
he's just jealous that im cute ヾ(●⌒∇⌒●)ﾉ

fat ass sehyoon
can i take you home with me? im officially adopting you

yuyu
i accept your offer (〃^∇^)ﾉ

unknown weirdo
it's cool it's not like, ya know, im in this convo too or whatever

fat ass sehyoon
my son and i are having a conversation

fat ass sehyoon
you need to learn to wait your turn

yuyu
yeah bitch

unknown weirdo
and there he is

fat ass sehyoon
son we do not curse in this chrisitian household

yuyu
shit

yuyu
bitch

yuyu
fuck

unknown weirdo
still want him as your son?

fat ass sehyoon
of course

yuyu
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

unknown weirdo
the duality is scary

fat ass sehyoon
you're the son that i always wanted

fat ass sehyoon
i love you son

yuyu
when a stranger tells you that they love you more than your actual father ever did

unknown weirdo
wait

unknown weirdo
but you don't have a dad

yuyu

fat ass sehyoon
it's eerily creepy how much you resemble my best friend

fat ass sehyoon
except he's not cute

yuyu
thanks dad ♥‿♥

fat ass sehyoon
what the fuck you're so cute

fat ass sehyoon
and what for?

yuyu
i wanna meet your friend ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ

fat ass sehyoon
anything for you son

unknown weirdo
i have the urge to die

yuyu
die bitch

fat ass sehyoon added 'hunnie' to the conversation

hunnie
what the fuck does your gay ass want

yuyu
wow he does sound like me

hunnie
who the fuck are you?

yuyu
who the fuck are you?

hunnie
i asked you first

yuyu
i asked you second

fat ass sehyoon
this is my new son, yuchan

hunnie
wait

hunnie
kang yuchan? from the music department?

yuyu
um yeah?

hunnie
it's me, donghun

yuyu
DONGHUNIE HI

unknown weirdo
what the fuck is going on

hunnie
and who the fuck are you?

yuyu
that's my best friend, byeongkwan \ (•◡•) /

fat ass sehyoon
byeongkwan? as in the university's best dancer in the whole dance department, kim byeongkwan?

yuyu
that's him (~˘▾˘)~

unknown weirdo
ummmm

unknown weirdo
gotta jbj!