Hetalia funnyness!

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N/A: Credit to where it's due: green day owns American idiot, I don't own Hetalia or you. And Alaska,Siberia and Antarctica are not my ocs there Siberafrost135 check out her books ^^ she is helping with ideas and shit
Like that.
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America: Ok so the world conference can convene *blah blah blah and more shit*

The Awesome girls: *american idiot starts playing*

England:bloody hell, -.-

Alaska: Don't wanna be an American idiot Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.

England: wtf?!? that's an insult to Alfred .-.....

Cali: be screaming at Andorra dude .-....

America: DAMNIT ALASKA DAMNIT ANDORRA!!!!

Germany: zhat is enough!!!!!

Japan: *laughing ass off*

Cali: F*ck off Germany .-. And japan yaoi might happen in a story

Japan:rearry?(really?)

Cali:YEP,it's giripan and gerita and spamano.

Romano:I didn't agree to that a shit.

Andorra: Velcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
Ve're not the ones vho're meant to follow.
Convincing zhem to valk jou.

England:....at least it ain't me .-. ACK-*was tackled by France now they are fighting .-.!*

Canada: Well maybe I'm the f*ckhead America.Im not part of a redneck agenda
Now everybody do the propaganda
And sing along in the age of paranoia

Cali+Florida: welcome to a new kind of tension,all across the alien nation,everything isn't meant to be okay,television dreams of tomorrow we're not the ones who're meant to follow

Italy:Ve~ Germany what is-a going on,*nomming on pasta*

Germany: it's a out burst =_= of idiotcy

Florida:*skips over*HIA hey can I have some pasta?

Italy:*deep scary voice*NEVER

Florida:0.0 okay HEY AUSTRIA MAKE ME WURST

Austria:okay .-.*leaves to make wurst*

Siberia: Convincing them to walk you

Alaska: *hugging Canada* don't wanna be American idiot don't want a nation controlled by the media

Canada: information nation of hysteria

Antarctica: it's going out to idiot America welcome to a new kind of tension >:D

America : F*ck you

Alaska: shut up Amercrap

America:=.= SHUT THE F*CK UP OR ILL HAVE MEXICO THROW ENGLAND AT FRANCE

France: ohonhonhon~ I'm fine with l'Angleterre being thrown at me ^^

Alaska: *smacks with knife sharpener*DICK SHIT

France: ;-; *drags off a tied up and tapped england*

Alaska: *sleeper hold on France* YOUR FAT SHIT HEAD

England: =.=*still tied and can't talk*

Andorra:*unties England* you really need a spellbook with you *gives England a spellbook*

England: -///- t-thanks

Andorra:That's what I do .-. And VHERE IN ZHE HELL IS SEALAND AT ENGLAND!!!!

England: I don't know haven't see him

Cali:*hugs england*hia..

England:-////- H-hello Cali -////-

Cali:^^

China: *gives Siberia Chinese food* h-here

May:CHINA-SAMA :)*tackle hugs him*

China: *Dodges* JAPAN SAVE ME

Cali:China...May isn't exactly smart...MAY

HE HATES PHYSICAL CONTACT

May:B-but you know how I am around him
;-;

China: SOMEONE FVCK MAY

May:HELL NO CHINA IM NOT LOOSING THAT TO ANYONE DAMMIT*chases him and sleeper holds when I catch up to him and drags him*im just going to drag him ^^

Russia: *derp face* why is china being pulled away by air?

Everyone: No reason*scared expect for sibera!Alaska and Antarctica and Cali .-.*

Siberia: MAY KNOCK IT OFF STOP TRYING TO FVCK CHINA DAMNIT *puts May in sleeper hold and saves china*

Cali:...sibera....You do know May loves china....and she had crack...

Alaska: who gave May crack... Damnit Germany wtf man?

Japan: that was me .-.

China: *runs the fuck away*

Sealand:*walks in* Cherrio!

Andorra:SEALAND :D*tackle hugs him*

Sealand:^////^ Hey Andorra :D

(N/A:Andorra and sealand are together,so is canada and Alaska ^^)

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