HHwSK Sinful Shorts

Fire, Mud and Spirits

Flare: (yawns, waking up, realizing it's still super early) Oh damn, still got an hour? I'll sleep to that- (sees her room is on "Fire" via her Pyro-illusions) ...on second thought I got ALOT to do today...

Vaggie: FLARE!!!!! PUT YOUR ROOM OUT NOW OR WE'RE TURNING ON THE SPRINKLERS!!

FLare; YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO-

(Vaggie comes in and starts putting out the room with a fire extinguisher)

Flare: (getting sprayed) F*CK F*CK F*CKF*CK STOP STOP STOP STOPPIT F*CK!!!!

Angel: (from outside the door) TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT! After all yer smokin' ho-AAAAAAACK!! (Is also sprayed by Vaggie with the Fire extinguisher)

---------(Niffty runs across the stage) <.<---------------------(She sneaky Glances left and right) >.>--------Niffty: THIS IS A SCENE SHIFT! -^.^

(in the kitchen Flare pours herself a cup of coffee, Husk asleep at the counter, asleep, when Mossberg comes in)

Moss: morning Foxy

Flare; Morning Mossy, here's some coffee boo!

Moss: (takes the cup) thanks Hot stuff (takes a sip..then IMMEDIATELY spits it out into the sink) BLECH!! Why does this coffee taste like MUD?!?

Flare: Wha-!? (looks into the pot) hey, it IS mud! Husk what the hell!?

Husk: Zzz-* mph, what? What'd I do? I got coffee grounds...

Flare; From WHERE you drunk cat?! The GROUND!?

Husk: well, yeah? I mean, you hang out in the swamp all the damn time, what's the difference?

Moss; ...oh you dirty cat...

Flare; Who's about to get even DIRTIER! (grabs Husk's hat, dumping the Mud coffee into it)

Husk: HEY THAT'S MY FAVORITE HAT- (Flare dunks the Mud-filled hat on top of his head!)

Flare: and now it's your FILTHIEST!

Moss; (demeaningly) hey, you get drunk enough where you're thrown out into the mud ALL the time, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE??

Flare; Well, he can be a PIG sometimes

Husk: HEY!!

-----(Off stage left there's a BOOM)------Charlie; Er...what? O.o-----------Vaggie; er..WHAT? o.O------------Angel: ..I DIDN'T DO ITO_O;

(Rika and Flare are sitting is RIka's darkened room before a crystal ball, blue msit dancing around them...)

Flare; Soooooooo HOW long does it take to contact spirits?

Rika; (eyes closed, book in her lap and pendulum in her hand) Sometimes it's a matter of minutes to HOURS, but if you are diligent enough and take the time to concentrate, eventually you'll make contact with-

Angel/Alastor; (faces appearing distorted in the ball) HIYA GALS!!!

(Flare and Rika Scream in terror, Rika instinctively PELTING the book at them! Alastor ducks Angel isn't so lucky, getting nailed in the face!)

Alstor; OUCH!! You really Threw the book at him!

Flare; ....FFFFFFFFFFFFF-!!!! (growls before pelting a fireball at him, only for Alastor to stop it in mid air and extinguish it in a twist of his hand)

Alastor; Ah ah AH, I'd be CAREFUL Miss Hart, if your temper keeps flaring you could get-

(the fire alarm goes off, triggering the sprinklers)

Rika; OH NO!! My books!

Alastor: -burnt out

Flare: F*CK!!!!

Hope you Sinners enjoyed this first tiny segment or three! Lemme know what you all think in the comments down below!

Upcoming pictures below drawn by Dr. Eugalp from Tumblr!

Flare hart belongs to me, Zikka Friday! 

Mossberg the Croco-hunter Demon belongs to Mossy-Pebble from tumblr

https://mossy-pebble.tumblr.com/

Rika Stonez the Catgirl Witch belongs to RikkuGurl90 on deviantart

https://www.deviantart.com/rikkugurl90

  Hazbin Hotel  and all it's characters belongs to Vivienne Medrano, aka Vivziepop