the Fox, the Gator and the Jealous Spider

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Posted originally on tumblr, so I decided to bring it here too. https://hh-foxyhart.tumblr.com/post/178426363730/angel-dust-is-minding-his-own-business-when-he

(Angel Dust is minding his own business when he sees two familiar sinners laughing arm and arm together, walking down the street)

Angel: !! Wiataminute...That's the drug dealer I told Foxy about-!

Flare: Heehee, that sounds like a WICKED shoot out! You should take me on a drug run sometime!

Mossberg I dunno lil' foxy...it's pretty dangerous-

Flare; Dangerous? PPFFFTT, I LAUGH in the face of danger! Some say I tend to be HOT AND DANGEROUS myself ;)

Mossberg: heh, maybe we can discuss it over a bite? My treat!

(As they talk, Angel's face contorts from surprise, to anger and jealousy...)

Angel:

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Angel: .....HEY!!! FOX TROT!!

Flare; Huh-?

(they turn in time to see Angel LUNGE at them...which Flare yeps and Smoke blinks* them out of the way!)

Mossberg: !! What the sh-!? DUST!! that you!?

Flare; WHAT THE FLYING F*CK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?

Angel: GETTIN" BACK!!! Y'KNEW I CALLED DIBS ON MOSSY!

Flare; WHA-!? No you didn't?! You just told me he was your drug dealer!

Angel: NOOOONONONOOOO! Don' turn yer tricks on ME now lil' gal! Y'OWE ME BIG TIME FER THIS ONCE I KICK YER ASS!!

Mossberg: WHoa WHOA Angel CALM DOWN!

Angel DON'T TELL ME TO BE CALM GATOR BOY!!

(He whips out his guns)

Angel; I like yeh' as a friend Foxy

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Angel; I like yeh' as a friend Foxy...but I don't like my gal pals double crossin' me, so I'mma give you a FIVE SECOND HEAD START.

Flare; ANGEL....You know I'm a FIGHTER, not a RUNNER (flames dance around her hands as she cracks out her whip) BUT....I. DON'T. WANT. TO. FIGHT. YOU-

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