Ask or Dare: Hiccup and Snotlout (Discontinued)

httydfanfic101

I wake with yet another Terrible Terror clinging to my faaaaaaaaccceeeee!!!!! I try to tug it off but it's permanatly stuck...well, at least for today.

I try to make a grab for a parchment on its back right leg, missing several times. 

And when I finally do I try to read it, edging it closer to my face then further from my head. I eventually make out the words:

...dare......their......deepest...secrets...

What ever the dare is; it sounds good already. 😈

So I get up, change with great difficulty and scramble outside to the fresh morning sun and waddle towards the clubhouse.

When I reach it, about half an hour later, is ramble to a chair by the table, nearly tripping over several to get to it.

"Need some help?" The familiar female voice speaks. Astrid. Why didn't I notice her and Stormfly?

"Ast! Oh my God, yes plz!!!" I reach for the table, nearly falling from my chair in the process.

"Whoa!!! Ur stuck tight aren't ya little fella?!" She says grabbing his tail and wrenching it towards herself, agonisingly the pain increases.

*half a painful day later*

Oh. My. God. 

One word:::...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

It took three (yes 3/three) Vikings to remove the little dragon from my nogin. 

It's just the end of lunch and I haven't eaten much due to the pain all over my face and head. But today, its Hiccup and Snotlout's day to clean the dishes so I can show them the dare then.

Which is: 

I dare Hiccup and Snotlout to share their deepest secrets.     From:   @httydfanfic101

A very good one might I say so myself (😉).

I enter the small room built into the vertical rock. "Hey boys!" I coo, "got somethin' for ya!" I becon, laying the parchment flat, the two come the the table where I stand, reading the short message.

When he's finished reading, his face looks broken...

 "No." 

"Snotlout! C'mon, u know we don't have a choice," Hiccup says wisely, "so what do we do HL?"

"Write down ur three deepest secrets on a parchment and give them to me. Then I will do something with them." I explain.

"Oh, okay." H says smoothly, going over to a corner and taking two pieces of paper from a pile. "Here cuz." He gives his cousin a sheet and a charcoal pencil from his pocket.

*Even later*

Mwwhahahaha! I know their deepest secrets, I know their deepest secrets!!! Hehe!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😈😈😈😈😈

I drift from my evil thoughts and focus on the group sitting in the room around me. "Hey peps." They all look up from their activities (Fishlegs carving a 3D wooden Groncle, Heather admiring it, the twins prancing a bored Snotlout and Hiccup and Astrid scanning the DragonEye- hands linked).