My mom bought a lie detector which a robot that obviously know if you're lying or not..
One day, my father asked me.
Father-what are u doing at ur friend's home anw?
Me-uhm.. Study?!
The robot slapped me, and said that I was lying..
Me-okay!!! I was watching a tv..
The robot slapped again.
Me-ow kay! I slapped my friend's face and let him in the freezer..
Father-why did you do that???
Me-I thought it will change my friend to cool..
Father-Well I never do that to anyone! Who teach u this?!
The robot slapped my father.
My mom came and said, "Oh.. How cute u both are.. Being slapped by a robot!"
The robot slapped my mom's face...
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Funny jokes
HumorHey, I love funny things so I wrote These book to list the things that I thought it was funny. Sorry if you don't think its funny but u should read this book first. Thanks anw.. -sarah_207
