The Jerk Next Door | pjm

05

Just like what he said...

... he's sticking to me like a glue for the whole fucking day!! Even when i go to the restroom, he would follow me and HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET AWAY FROM HIM?? And the worse thing is that there are no windows in any bathrooms for me to escape, great..

We then went to the canteen to eat since my stomach has been growling all day. "Good afternoon, amm can i get a fries, meat pie, sausage sandwich, 5 yakults and one ramen. He'll be paying." I smiled widely, pointing at the back, while the ahjumma was confused. " Who are you referring to? There's no one lining up." I turned around and did not see Jimin in my sight. arghhh u gotta be kidding me.. i didn't bring my wallet today. I faced the ahjumma then kindly showed an apologetic smile and told her that i'd just get a ramen. If i see him flirting, i swear to god, i'd punch his face for making me only get one food.

I looked around the canteen and spotted a group of people huddling. I squeezed through the crowd just to find Jimin and the.. queenka? I hid myself so he wouldn't notice.

"So Mr Park, since i found you first, can i have you on my own for a whole week?" she ran through her hands up his chest, up to his nape.

"Are you sure bout that?" he played along.

"Let's not play hard-to-get Jimin. We all know we want the same thing." She folded her arms.

"Do i? Oh sorry. I didn't know." he gave her an innocent smile, making her arms drop to her sides.

i guess it's time to butt in this stupid conversation

"Actually I found him first so better get those filthy hands of yours off him."

She looked up at me, annoyed, but looking at the way i am dressed, with my glasses on, hair messily tied up, she laughed like a witch. "Ohh honey, i think Jimin would prefer a hotter girl like me, not a rubish like you." she sassily pointed at herself.

I turned my head towards Jimin with a poker face, not caring what the hoe just described me. He leaned in closer to her and whispered, but still audible for us, the audience, to hear. "Ohh honey, i prefer a much nicer girl with a beautiful manners, without a lot of make up on, not a piece of shit like you." he kissed her earlobes and made his way to me, interlocking our fingers, leaving Ara feel humiliated and the crowds speechless.

When no one was in sight, i snatched my hand away from his sweaty hands which made me scrunch up my nose at the disgusting feeling. "Why are you sweating? Wait no, that's not the question i wanted to ask. Aren't you gonna than-"

"KAMSAMNIDAA! Aigoo i was shaking back then when she suddenly grabbed my hand out of nowhere. Your my hero and how should i repay you my saviou-" I shushed him with my index finger and noticed him turn red and quickly slapped away my hand then turned around, his back facing me. this kid really is unbelievably rude.

"You owe me some food after school as you didn't pay for my lunch when you clearly said that you were gonna pay."

"Yes my lady" he bowed.

I seriously don't get him. He looks like those bad guys but in reality.. from what i notice so far, he's the total opposite.

"Ohhh since you wanna be my 'superhero' and save the day, why don't you stick to your plan and pretend to be my one week date?"