Dat John wick was lookin at them defaults like they bout to be crushed.
The defaults were scared and tried to find a bush but realised they were in a bus and had fell out of it. Everyone called the ragnarok the "moms credit card stealer" and he jumped to lonely lodge were everyone goes (not really)
John wick followed dem defaults as they fell out da bus falling to the ground and dem damn defaults were now using their gliders to get away
Back on the battle bus it kicked everyone off because for some reason you only have 30 seconds on a bus? But soon the bus crashed into a mountain
Everyone who thought they were pro (about 50 people) all dropped tilted but died in 5 seconds.bUT ThEn!1!1!1! The bus resurrected and sucked everyone back into it. Dem damn defaults were wondering were the bushes went on John wicker wacker could now see were the defaults were and he had them in plain sight "Lol newbs you hon get 360 no scoped" Said John wick "WHats a NoSCoPE?" Said dem damn defaults but enough about them let's turn our heads towards our destination wich is paradise palms. Ali-A looked out the window as he screamed "ITS A DIPLODONCULUS" Then some nerdy lil kid said "Actually it's a diplodocus btw I watch your videos they are great"
(It's a little kid they obviously like Ali-A) Dr Lupo asked why ninja wasn't here timthetatman (think that's his name) said "oh he got ligma" Dr lupo replied with what's ligma?" Then Tim said "LIGMA B-" but he was stopped. because everyone gets kicked of the bus after 30 seconds
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HumorGo on a journey through the fortnite island meet friends like Ali-A and Ninja meet old friends who died like gabe and harambe witness things you have never seen before all new in... FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE oh and skip the 1st part if you want it's cr...
