My friend has started cracking some cool jokes.
The format is:
On a scale of 1 to (Insert something from a fandom)
Now im going to make a shit ton of merlin related jokes.
On a scale of 1 to The great dragon, how unhelpful are you? ( That is an answer you will have to find yourself)
On a scale of 1 to Arthur, how oblivious are you? (What do you mean Merlin has Magic)
On a scale of 1 to The dungeons of Camelot, how easy to escape are you?
On a scale of 1 to Evil Morgana, how much eye liner do you use?
On a scale of 1 to Merlin, how big of an idiot are you?
On a scale of 1 to Arthur, how much of a clotpole are you?
On a scale of 1 to Sir Leon, how good are you at surviving deadly situations?
On a scale of 1 to Giaus how loudly can you yell about Magic and not get caught?
On a scale of 1 to Giaus/Gwen, how may times can you be convicted of Sorcery?
On a scale of 1 to Merlin, how many times can you save a Clotpoles life?
On a scale of 1 to Merlins wardrobe, how 2009 Hipster are you?
On a scale of 1 to Merlins wardrobe changes, how extra are you?
On a scale of 1 to Arthur, how hot are you?
On a scale of 1 to Merlin, how cute are you?
On a scale of 1 to Merlin, how many times can you not get credit for what you have done?
On a scale of 1 to Merlin, how much time do you supposably spend in the tavern?
On a scale of 1 to Gwane, how illegal are you?
On a scale of 1 to the writers of Merlin, how many times can you use a rinse and repeat storyline?
On a scale of 1 to Merlin and Freya, how perfect a couple are you?
On a scale of 1 to Merlins dad, how much of a plot convenience are you?
On a scale of 1 to Merlins neck scales, how extra/hipster are you?
LOL I just made 20 Jokes that no one will get because hardly anyone watches Merlin anymore.
If you do like merlin, please tell me because I need someone to geek out with.
More fandom editions of one a scale of 1 to ... will be coming soon.
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