The Baguette Fic (I'M SORRY)

The Baguette Fic (I wrote this at 3AM, don't judge me)

Eugene pushed Zach onto the table and licked his lips ravenously at Zach. "What will you do to me, Daddy?" Zach asked hornily.
Eugene smirked "Wait and see, Bad Boy". Eugene pinned Zach to the table and pressed his lips against his neck, making Zach yell out in pleasure, wanting more and more. Eugene slapped him hard "You horny little fucker" he spat at Zach "It looks like you need to be punished". Eugene looked around the room for any object he could use and found the baguette, that he swore he was going to eat, in the fridge. The Baguette's cold exterior was sure to make Zach scream. Eugene spanked Zach hard with Zach yelling out for more with every hit. "Spank me harder, Daddy!" Zach cried out with joy. Eugene was not satisfied and wanted to do more to him, he wanted Zach to feel things he had never experienced before. 

Eugene grabbed the butter from the fridge and spread it along the baguette, preparing it for all the things he would use it for. He spread butter around Zach's mouth until Keith barged in. "I'M A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE!" Keith yelled waving a baguette in the air for exactly 69 seconds before shoving it into his giant mouth moaning with every shove. Eugene pulled Keith closer and licked Keith's entire baguette twice while Keith watched in awe. Zach, feeling left out, grabbed the butter and spread it all over himself while moaning loudly. This grabbed the attention of them both with Eugene proceeding to shove the Baguette in Zach's mouth while Keith spanked Zach with his.

END OF FANFIC (I gave up here lol)

If this gets 100 reads i'll probably write more idk