I ate an apPLE TODAY!! *Very exciting* *you'll cri*

4qqlez 🍎🍏

Oki so, some random people Idk stayed in my room last night, so I stayed in my brothers disgusting B.O smelly ranky manky ass room.

So I woke up and I went on my phone reading a wattpad on scary stories bc yes. And mum came in like 30mins later and asked me if I wanted sum stew. And I was like, "nah, stewie is gross, we don't eat babies with secret weaponry rooms in this non-Christian household."

She looked at me like, tf? And then nodded and walked out saying it was gonna be ready in half and hour and I was like whatata? But I'm hungry af now and I wanna eat.

So a few minds later she came back and was like" hey Billy bong scrUff have you had some breakfast?"

And I was like "no." but u said in the most cooooolzers bony maronie, ballroom blitz, Ymca, have you ever seen the rain, jump in my car, hey jude(jk that songs too precious) come together, beatles, wild cherry, Ted mulry gang style voice that was like, basically sayin' I'm an 80s and 70s old manny Ken bc I said it like thot.

So she said, "then come and have breakfast" so I walked out and there was nothing out there for breakfast that I could see that a was easy to approach ad make so I grabbed an apple and said "naannana I not hungry mummodo dragon"

And I walked back and ate the apple and now mi is fuelled up with 4pplez.