Well last night I was attacked..... And she hurt me bad, you know what she did. SHE USED ME AS A PILLOW!!! I mean what kind of person does that.... beside her. That crazy person tackled me! I tried to get her off but it wouldn't work. Her tiny self just latched herself to my back then..... I rolled on top of her. It was her fault she wouldn't get off. But of course, She had to be 90 lbs of crazy, and spazed out under me and kicked and howled. So being the awesome person I am, I got off of her. Then guess what happened next. SHE TACKLED ME AGAIN. Then I just stayed there because apparently she just wanted to lay on me. That dog is crazy for me, I swear.
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RandomIt's awesome, it's short as cow so. but a cow is not short, or small. Unless it's a baby, OMG Baby cows are So cute!!! well I got off track. DONT READ THE STORY. AND I AM TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO SO HAHA.
