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the river

You know those people that are really clumsy and are lacking in the commonsense department. Yeah I'm one of them. Okay, this is how it goes. We didn't even start the hike, my aunt was still putting her shoes on when it happened. My father was with me and he was next to the river, right. for some reason I thought it would be a great idea for me to walk on the rocks. I still had my phone on me, but thankfully I was smart enough to ask my dad to hold it. good thing I did ask him cause not a minute later I slipped in to the river. It was just my foot so I was thinking haha that's funny. I had a smile on my face while I was getting my foot out of the water. Guess what happened next. I fell in completely, and it wasn't a graceful fall either; as I fell down I went from a smile to a wide eyed and gaping mouth. Fell right on my butt with a big splash, the water thankfully wasn't that deep so it just went to my belly button. Guess what my dad did. HE FELL OVER!!!! LAUGHING HIS BUTT OFF. For the first 10 minutes it was so hard to walk right because it was chafing so bad. By now you'd think I learned my lesson.... NOPE!!!! I didn't, near the end of three hour long hike we finally got to the waterfall. It was pretty let me tell you, but the thing is I didn't learn my lesson that the rocks were very slippery when wet. So I saw a big rock in the middle of the water, so being the stupid person I am, I just jump in the water and started wading towards the rock. I was almost there to before I slipped. Thing is the rocks weren't the problem. It was the lack of rocks there. When I took the last step to the rock I didn't step on anything. The hole was deep it went over my head. So when I got out I looked over to were my dad, aunt, and sister were at. Guess who was laughing. My dad and aunt, but dad saw this coming so he video taped it. When we got back to the car 20 minutes later, I was still dripping wet, well my hair and shoes. So that's the end of that story.