"I'm not rude... I just wasn't taught to politely pretend to be nice to people I can't stand" -Orihara Izaya (Durarara)
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"PIECE OF SHIT PORCUPINE DIE!!!" I scream with fury
"YOUR THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE DYING HERE YOU LITTLE FLAT CHESTED BITCH!!" porcupine rudely yells back
"Why am I here?" A purple haired cat lover questions
How did I get into this mess of me and porcupine trying to murder each other with sleep deprived on my team? Well....
{flash back brought to you by (y/n) eating beef jerky (no joke, I'm eating some right now)}
"Our first place participant is worth: 10 million points" Kinky announced
'Wait, how many is that? Whatever I just need to know it's a lot'
Everyone turned to moss heads direction, they looked at him like he was a tasty piece of meat
"the higher ranked students are the ones to aim for, this survival game is a chance for a comeback, it's anyone's game"
Looking around I couldn't find mum anywhere 'where in gods name is satan hiding?'
Hearing my phone buzz I take it out seeing a message from (b/n)
•that guy: hey! I'm finished with my villain work so I want to cheer you on because I love you so much~•
•Sexy beast: wait what are you talking about?•
Before I could send my message...
"LETS GO (Y/N)!! LETS GO!!" I hear someone yelling my name, that someone was very familiar
Looking into the crowd I see (b/n) wearing a cheerleading outfit along with a wig that makes him looks like a girl
'What in the actual fuck is wrong with my family?'
He kept cheering and those around him in the crowd try to avoid him
'Is it sad that he actually looks good as a girl? Wait is that my bra?'
I felt someone tap my shoulder, turning around I see sharky "Hey, ummmmm (y/n), who's that girl yelling you name" sharky asked
"My bro- I mean, my sweet ol sister..." I try not making any eye contact
"YOUVE GOT 15 MINUTES TO FORM YOUR TEAMS" kinky yells
"Wait, team? Hold on what's going on?"
Looking around I see pinky "Pinky! I have no fucking idea what's happening but we're going i teams sooooo, wanna team up?"
"Oh, sorry (y/n) but I'm kinda teaming up with Bakugo" she points to porcupine
"Wait your leaving me for the screaming porcupine?!" I yell in shocked
"Sorry, next time?" She scratched the back of her head
"Yeah, next time..." I mumble
I looked around to see what team I should pick 'looks like an idiot, has to many eye balls, that's a walking plant, he has purple hair, she- wait, purple hair? I know that purple hair!'
"Yoooooooo!" I yell out whilst walking to the team
"Eh, what are you doing here" sleep deprived asked
"Imma join your team! All the other teams are full!" I explain
"Ok then sure" he smirk
'He is planning something'
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The Gamer (bnha fanfic)
FanfictionWhat if life was a game? Meet (Y/n). (L/n) she's just a lazy otaku that enjoys life. Her quirk is that of a gamer, seeing dialogue in floating boxes, levels and stats of people around her, ect. What would happen if she finds a glitch in the game ca...
