"I'm sorry, but what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit" -no freaking clue who said it
~~~
I am on a winning spree! First it was the watermelon, next it was pinky then the porcupine. If I can take out daddy issues that 1st place is mine for the taking!
I was walking through the corridor humming a small tune, as I walked out to the arena I hear the crowd cheering as loud as ever.
"AT LAST WE HAVE ARRIVED!! THE BEST OF THE BEST AMONG UA'S FIRST YEARS WILL BE DECIDED!! ITS THA FINAL MATCH!! (Y/N)!!!! VEEEERRSSSSESSSSSS TODOROKI!!!!!" Parrot screams
'Shit, not even my quirk can stop him...' for the past few chapters I discovered a new skill called [mute], pretty self explanatory. But it seems that my quirk can't even hold back the all mighty parrot
As I look into daddy issues dull and lifeless eyes i think to myself 'damn, that's what an Emo kid with daddy issues would look like'
He quickly looks at me trying to find any weapons and such
"START!!"
Not even a seconds has past and he shoots a wall of ice at me, I use my katana to destroy the ice wall with ease
'Dayyym this katana is strong af'
"LOOKS LIKE TODOROKI IS TRYING TO AVOID CLOSE COMBAT WITH (Y/N)!!
He was pissed how I wasn't frozen to death but calmed down quickly by shooting another big ass ice wall
I tried to dodge the incoming ice wall but my foot got stuck in the ice and i nearly face planted to the ground
Using [flight] to stop myself midway from falling and I use my katana to break the ice. Daddy issues didn't give me a break as another ice wall shoots straight for me again
Activating [lighting spears] to stop the incoming attack I asked myself 'wtf is this bullshit?! Where the hell is all that stamina coming from?!'
As my hand catches on fire I decide to place my hand on the debris of ice to cool it down j
'If this continues on I won't have any mana...' I used....
[what would you like to use?]
(Charm)
(???)
OPTION 1 (recommended by: XOXOYukiXOXO)
[You use (charm) against todoroki]
'Here goes nothing' Breathing in a bunch of air I yell out "LET ME EAT UR SAUSAGE!!" 'Sounds pretty normal to me'
I watch his face explode into a blushing mess, he shook his head pretending not to hear me and more ice was shot towards me
[(charm) was ineffective]
'Well no shit sherlock'
I used a barrage of (wind slash) to counter attack with all his ice 'is this the only move he knows?'
Finally after the endless wind slashes I finally hit him knocking him back.
Only for him to create another ice wall to dodge it 'uggggggh'
"HE AVOIDS A RING OUT WITH A WALL OF ICE!! HOW THRILLING"

'Fuck.'
END OF OPTION ONE
OPTION 2
[you use (???)]
Putting my hand into my inventory I grab out my ultimate weapon
Taking out a red hat I flip it backwards as I throw a red and white ball
"POKECHU GOO!!"
A bright light surrounds the arena as a giant yellow rat pops up
"WHAT'S THIS?! IT LOOKS LIKE (Y/N) HAS SUMMONED A YELLOW RAT!!"
"Pokechu!" It said with its cute as voice
'So the pikaball works!'
"Pokechu, use thunderbolt!!" I yell pointing towards daddy issues
He only looks at me like I was insane and kicks it out the arena before it did its attacks
[pokechu has been knocked out]
'Fuck.'
END OF OPTION 2
"Fight me seriously." Daddy issues demands
"The day I'll fight you seriously is the day you don't have daddy issues" I reply with a smirk
He gets slightly pissed again and attacks me with another god damn ice wall 'sorry mate' I lift up my katana and swing it down along with activating [strengthen] and [wind slash]
'It's my win.'
The slash of wind cuts through the ice like butter and hits him, he tries to hold his ground but instead losses his balance and flies out the arena with no time to react
I walk up to him checking for his pulse, I mean, it was my first time adding so many skills with a powerful weapon. 'Whew, he's alive'
"You know, for a guy that wanted me to fight seriously, you didn't fight seriously yourself" I said to his unconscious body
[you have ran out of mana, (y/n) is know knocked out]
'What?'
Looking at my mana bar I see it as [0/95]
Everything starts becoming a blur, I try to walk out of the arena but my vision was getting to hazy, my head was pounding as I started to feel weak
'This has never happened before....'
I hit the ground with a *thump*
(B/n) POV
After she defeated the 2nd greatest heroes son I was about to leave to inform mother
I then noticed she started to act a little groggy and fell "what the?!" I was about to run over until all the heroes ran to her 'going to the public will get me captured'
I sat back down and tried to calm myself 'what am I thinking, she's a hero, why do I give a shit about that idiot!'
As I watched her get carried away by her class to the infirmary I thought to myself 'maybe a visit wouldn't hurt'
I called mother and told her the news
".........."
"Yes she won" I say
"..........."
"What? No Todoroki didn't use his fire side"
"..........."
"No, don't do that, she's already unconscious, the last thing she needs is going to hell after she wakes up"
"............."
(Try translating what Satan said through the phone, I enjoy reading ur comments)
"N-no, I wasn't ordering you, j-just a suggestion"
My phone cracks as a dark sinister aura starts pouring out
~~~
I know and I'm sorry, the chapters short... but hey! We have a winner!! Sorry for those that wanted Todoroki to win, it's funny because people are like "I don't wanna die from satan" whilst everyone else was like "I wanna see what happens if she loses so she can suffer" anyway onto the thanks!
OtakuPotatoe14
Harper0w0
Jessica-Animal-Lover (because she so nice)
And the results of kicking deku out the harem!
[deku has been kicked out the Harem]
Yep that's right guys, deku is too pure for all of us, so let's not destroy his innocence, yet again, even though he's kicked out I still have another problem.... everyone wanted deku, todo, baku and (y/n) to be together so idk how this will work out.
I guess for now it's just either Todoroki or bakugo, I'll start making a few cute scenes sooner or later who knows
[want to go and take a shit?]
(Yes)
(No)
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