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wyatt: honeyyyyy

Wyatt: I'm homeeeee

me; sweetieeeeee

me; go awayyyyy

Wyatt: ouch.

Wyatt;

me; if I'm supposed to feel bad, I dont :-)

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me; if I'm supposed to feel bad, I dont :-)

wyatt: YOU👏KNOW👏WHAT👏👏👏

Wyatt: wait,

Wyatt; what even is your name?

me: I thought I told you already :-)

Wyatt; 1) stop with those creepy ':-)' faces, they're ew.

me: youre ew.

wyatt: CHOKE

Wyatt: 2) its not that long ass name I know that for sureeee

me: oh really?

Wyatt; no parent hates their kid that much.

Wyatt; except that one lady who named her son Vagina.

me: OHMYGOD 😭😭

me: aight aight youre right

Wyatt: knew itttt

Wyatt: I'm so smart :)

me: I mean, anyone coulda guessed that 🤷🏽

Wyatt: let me be happy

me: :P

me: I'll tell you IF

Wyatt: ugh.

Wyatt: I hate IFS.

me: IFS hate you too, she rants about you every sunday.

Wyatt: 💀💀💀

me: tell me how you know this finn guy

me: cause you said you were friends

me: and I am confizzled

Wyatt: ughhhh

Wyatt: hes my friend

me: you could be lying

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