Drunken Messed

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#PeteKao short skit ( Drunken Mess 😂😂 )

Pete: ugh my head is killing me...
June: You are not alone, it feels like there's a construction going on inside my brain...
Pete: where's Thada and Sandee?
June: Thada dragged Sandee home because she's having a contest with you on who's going down first.
Pete:what?! I don't remember doing that...
June: soo, you can't remember Kao arrived?
Pete: did he? What?😮
June: Yep, and you started flirting with him the moment he sat beside you.😂
Pete: there's nothing wrong with that tho, he's my boy friend.😆
June: you forgot he's your boyfriend...😱
Pete:...😵
June: you asked for his number..😂
June: and want to set a date..😂
Pete: 😶😶
June: calling him sexy beast 😂
Pete:🙉
June: can't remember?

Flashback:

Pete: let's get drunk me hearties! We are free from school bitches!
June: oh yeah!
Sandee: Let's see who will stay standing this night!
Thada: San you are not allowed to drink too much!
Sandee: what did you say?!😬
Thada: Nothing!😢
Pete and June: wooohhh Thada is scared!!
Sandee: shut up and drink...!

Four hours later....💁💁

Kao: what the fuck , its only 10:30 pm and you guys already this drunk?
Thada: that three drunkard, I'm taking Sandee home Kao you take care of that two fucktards...
Pete: hiiiiiiiii, pretty boy... He he 😆
Kao: 😑 what's wrong with you Pete, getting drunk like this?!
Pete: yesh! Yesh...my name is Pete! 🙌 What's your name?
Kao: 😒 I'm Albert Einstein
Pete: ohhhh you sounds like a genius! 😆 I like nerds..😀 Can I have your number?
Kao: 😕 No
Pete: whyyyyyyyyy, I'll treat you goooooood!!
Kao: No.
Pete: that's rude😣...let's date!
Kao: I have a boyfriend, and he's a jealous son of a bitch...
Pete: 😟 you can't be with that guy..he's no good...😏 be with me instead!..
Kao: I can't, he's my jealous son of a bitch..

End of flash back...

June: you cried after that..
Pete:....
June: you want to dunked your head on the toilet bowl to drown yourself...
Pete:....
June: and you want to fight with Kao's boyfriend..which is also you so you'll be fighting yourself
Pete:...
June: And you want to locked up Kao inside your room...😂😂
Pete:....
June: you said you have a handcuffs ..😂😂 why the fuck you have handcuffs..
Pete: stop already...
June: the best part 😂😂 you want to put kao on a luggage and escape to Africa 😂😂
Pete:...wtf June you shithead! I get it..I made  complete fool out of myself!!
June: the good news is even tho you're  drunk as fuck you still fall for kao....😏😏

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