Tis was a dank and memi, everyone was being as straight as a line on steroids. I woke up looked at the clock and it was FUCKING 530 PM THE FUCK WAS I ON LAST NIGHT JESUS CHRIST!!!! IM LATE FOR MY FUCKING JOB THAT FUCKING WORK AT WOW-WEE. As I rushed the door a guy from the room next to me was moaning and I heard FUCK ME IN THE ANUS JOHN NOW PLEASE DO IT. I was wondering now how da does a guy love another guy. Well went to human work at the human hospital and of course Sharon of course said you late again Humus, however I said back Woo-wee I didnt know this SHARON like why are such a bitch SHARON. So like a british person I carried on. I'm too lazy to type out the rest of hospital scene because its fucking 2am and I'm fucking drunk so lets to the "good" part. Everyone one was fucking each other on the street I tried my best to resist, but I stayed true I'm a good christian boi and I will not let The Gay take over me. But then it did and it was fun The End? Ps I'm never writing another fucking fuck you guys dont ask.
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The Gay
HumorIn a world where everyone is straight and a new outbreak of a new chemical called THE GAY cause everyone to turn gay. The End?
