Author : * walks on stage and faces the audience * welcome! * in a shao Kahn voice * to the my show as I'm going to invite and talk to the characters on Mortal Kombat! Are you ready!
Audience : * cheers and yells *
Me : OK let's get started! First coming to the stage is the thunder god as you all know him for shocking the fuck out of people. Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Lord Raiden!
Audience : * cheers *
Raiden : * teleport on stage *
Me : hello Lord Raiden!
Raiden : hello young child
Me : thank you for coming to the show
Raiden : yes
Me : you can go take your see in the white chair * turns and points the the chair *
Raiden : why is there a throne here * takes his seat *
Me : for the main character. Anyways, our next guest is the tournament champion as he yells with that annoying high pitched voice! Give it up for Liu kang!
Audience : * cheers *
Liu kang : * bicycle kicks on stage *
Me : * looks at him confused * why did you bicycle kick up here *
Liu kang : cause I wanted to child
Me : whatever go take you seat next to Raiden * points over to the 5 chairs with Raiden sitting in one *
Liu kang : * walks over and sits beside him * why am I here
Me : Cause you're my guest! * turns back to the audience * anywho , next we have is another Shoalin who works beside Liu kang and never play frisbee with him ever. Give it up for Kung lao!
Audience : * claps and cheers *
Kung lao : * walks on stage * hi
Me : thank for showing up lao
Kung lao : sure
Me : now you can take your seat in the chair in the far right
Kung lao : hello Liu and Lord Raiden * sits across from them *
Me : OK our last two guess are like main most liked characters in the game for hating and killing each other.
Random guy : woo
Me : the next on up is Elsa in the Mortal Kombat universe! Give it up for Sub zero!
Audience : * cheers and claps loudly *
Sub zero : * walks up *
Me : thank you for showing up sweetie
Sub zero : * nods *
Me : but I have to set you some rules tho as for the last one coming up to the stage. You will NOT attacked or fight or kill him OK
Sub zero : I have a feeling it might be...
Me : * covered up his mouth * shhhh * removes hand * OK you can go take you seat beside Kung lao .
Sub zero : * sits *
Me : our last guest is the best man character as he is known for his catchphrase Get Over Here!
Audience : * getting excited *
Me : Give it up for Scorpion!
Audience : * screams and cheers *
Scorpion : * appears in flames *
Me : thank you for showing up
Scorpion : I don't want to be here
Me : too bad , anyways , I don't want you fighting and trying to kill one of our guest as I told him that earlier.
Scorpion : you don't order me
Me : but Quan chi do
Audience : ohhhhhhh
Me : OK go take your see in the throne . I set up for you so we can get this started.
Scorpion : * stomps over and sits in the throne *
Me : * sits in chair in front of them * how you guys feeling
Liu Kang : I'm fine
Raiden : nothing
Kung lao : great
Sub zero : wishing not to be here
Scorpion : horrible
Me : great to here it as we're going to play truth or dare as the rules are unlimited so be ready.
Raiden : I don't wanna play
Me : we're gonna play anyways as Lao you're up. Truth or dare
Kung : i guess truth
Me : Is it true that you think you're a better fighter than Liu
Audience : ohhhh
Kung : ( thinks for 3 minutes) no
Me : lier, next is Liu. Truth or dare
Liu : dare
Me : I dare you to wear Raiden's hat
Liu : OK * grabs Raiden's hat and puts it on *
Me : next is Sub zero. Truth or dare
Sub zero : truth
Me : is it true that you think you're better than your brother Bi han
Sub zero : no not really
Me : but you you should if you're using his codename , so you must think you're better than him.
Sub zero : no , I took it to honor him
Me : OK OK I don't want to fight you honey as Scorpion you're next. Truth or dare
Scorpion : truth
Me : is it true that you think that you can kill this Sub zero as you did the first one
Kung lao : why are you asking these...
Me : shush lao I want to know
Scorpion : yes cause he's bad as his older brother
Audience : ohhhhh!
Person in audience : savage!
Sub zero : I would love to see you try
Scorpion : fine
Me : boys! We don't have time for the bullshit! OK Raiden
Raiden : dare
Me : I dare you to resurrect Bi han and the Shirai ryu and if you deny , I'll have Sub and Scorp jump you.
Raiden : why , Scorpion missed his chance when he killed Bi han !
Audience : ohhh!
Scorpion : Raiden you're the one to say as you got every earthrealm defenders killed!
Women from audience : you know that's right!
Me : * laughs * he got you on that Raiden
Raiden : you're a evil child
Me : so about Bi han
Raiden : I'll resurrect him as I don't see him doing anything wrong.
Me : then do it!
Raiden : * resurrectes Bi han *
Me : OK Scorpion here's your chance beat his ass
Raiden : don't you dare!
Scorpion : * gets up and attacks him *
Liu kang : Lord raiden
Me : don't help him Liu! We will return after the fight.
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Mortal Kombat : the show
HumorI created a TV show and invited the Mortal kombat characters to talk.
