Mortal Kombat : the show

Part 2

Me : welcome back!

Audience : * cheers *

Me : OK as the first episode was all boys so why not invite the girls

Man audience : * howls *

Me : OK first up in the green clad female ninja, known to be a stripper what Sub zero told me! Give it up for Jade

Audience : * screams *

Jade : * walks on stage *

Me : thank you for coming Jade

Jade : you're welcome young child

Me : you can take your seat over there * points to chairs with colors  *

Jade : * walks over and sits in green chair *

Me : next up is everyone's favourite female character as if you see her hanging around with Liu kang! Give it up for Kitana!

Audience : * screams *

Kitana : * walks on stage * aren't you too young to be doing this

Me : nope, now you can take your seat over there beside Jade

Kitana : * sits by Jade in blue chair *

Me : OK last one for today as she been known to crazy or Kitana's 'sister ' . Fuck with her and eat your face off! Give it up for Mileena!

Audience : * cheers *

Mileena : * teleport on stage *

Me : welcome Empress

Mileena : I enjoy your respect dear child.

Kitana : did you call her Empress?

Me : yes as in Mkx she was but was over run by Kotal Kahn.

Kitana : but she isn't an Empress! She's an monstrosity!

Audience : ooooooohhhhhh

Me : I wish Liu kang could say the same thing to you but it hasn't happened yet

Audience : OOOOOHHHHHH!

Jade : You shall not disrespect the princess like that

Me : Princess?  Ha! Last time I checked , Edenia is gone so she ain't no princess no damn more!

Kitana : ( stands up out of her seat)

Me : so something!

Mileena : ( giggles)

Jade : what's so funny

Mileena : it's that they they're arguing over nothing

Jade : ( realizes her point)  you're right

Mileena : it's nice that you agree with me but I still despise you

Jade : same here

Mileena : ( rolls eyes)

Me : try me bitch!

Kitana : I'm no such word child!

Me : yes you are!

Audience : Fight ! Fight ! Fight !

Kitana : ( takes out fans)

Me : ( pulls out gun and knife) bring it bitch!

Kitana : you'll learn respect!

Me : I'm pretty sure I won't

kitana : ( battle cries while running at me)