Me : I'm back again and I'm so fucking happy
Scorpion: explained why I'm here
Me: cause on April 23 mk11 will be out I saw the previews on YouTube
Scorpion: OK
Me: what you mean OK , aren't you happy Ed boon hasn't left you all yet
Scorpion: who
Me: he created mortal Kombat Scorpion
Scorpion: well good for him , now why we the only two here , the show hasn't started yet
Me: I'm wait for someone
Scorpion: who
Sub zer:o OK I made what is it
Me: I called cause imma need you to keep Scorpion from killing the guess
Scorpion: oh please he couldn't stop me from killing his brother
Sub zero: and here I was trying to make peace with you
Scorpion: there is no peace Sub zero , what are you 12
Me: stop it you two we can't have you two killing each other
Scorpion: we're grown men
Sub zero: exactly
Me: do it look like a give a fuck
Both: so you give fucks
Me: why you bastards
Mileena: wasn't I just dead
Me: I had Raiden to restore you for the special episode
Mileena: who's in it
Me: you'll see
Raiden: here we go again
Me: what
Raiden: I said I didn't want to be back here but here I'm am
Me: suck it up
Raiden: someone needs to put you in your place
Scorpion: and you can't
Raiden: always have something smart to say
Scorpion: problem
Raiden: yes
Scorpion: come in fix it then
Sub zero: can we don't
Mileena: the Lin kuei is right we should all get along , even if it's very hard to
Me: see at least two people have common sense
Sub zero: so you don't
Director: they're here
Me: good , now lets get this shoe started
Kenshi: how did I get here
Sector: how the hell....
Sonya: OK kid what is it
Johnny: here's Johnny
Scorpion: I'm going home , I can't today
Me: OK you all will try not to kill the guess while I asked Kenshi to hold me down ok , let's go
Walks onstage
Crowd: * cheers and claps*
Me: welcome back as you can see have some characters but they're not the guess characters
Sonya: than who is
Me: who I'm bout to bring up are the villains of mortal Kombat that are dead or hiding like bitches

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Mortal Kombat : the show
HumorI created a TV show and invited the Mortal kombat characters to talk.