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gaspadam
just had a dream that i drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.

gaspadam
i should specify that i entered not as a jockey but as a horse

itsbritneybitch
were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?

gaspadam
i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind