the-m00n
my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself.
mjnqyu
please tell your parrot i still love him.
the-m00n
he just threw his seeds all over the carpet and laughed about it so I will not
