The day has finally arrived! Spring cleaning that is! which is the day that the intoxicating smell of cleaning products fills our noses. It was suppose to be the average typical day in Chicago.
I wonder what went wrong?
Oh, maybe it was the fact tha...
It's been a week since the aproar. The wierd alien creatures appear to have destroyed the neighborhood before eventually getting bored. In the meantime my lame-excuse of a brother and his friends(no idea how they got here)has been spending their time trashing the house and of course my brother the shit-stain version of santa touched the kitchen.
And yes, he tried to poison me.
Apparently that pothead had somehow decided to spend his time here, unfortunately not dead and rotting like my mom on the front lawn. The pothead had decided to trash the house along with my shitty brother and his "beetlejuice" friends under the influence of drugs.
Cause why not.
What have I've been doing you ask?
Mainly minding my own business and watching tv, blending in. I spend most of my time watching the news which of course the world apparently has no fucking clue as to what exactly is happening. I wouldn't either if some fucked up creatures appeared from a damn horror film and started ripping people like rag dolls.
Watching tv and ignoring the mess and weed in the air I channel surfed with a bag of doritos by my side.
Until.
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The electricity fucked up.
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