what the signs say when you stub your toe

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Aries : *is swearing their head off and kicks the door which then makes their toe hurt way more*

Taurus : ooft my dude

Gemini : fIghT mE yOu stUpiD doOr!1!1!1! *punches door* oWww!

Cancer : ow!1! *is crying*
wait, mr door, are you okay?

Leo : *is screaming and falls onto bed and sleeps*

Virgo : THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD SHOES

Libra : goodbye cruel world

Scorpio : *rips doOr off hinges* no more

Sagittarius : *is hitting the door* I cant believe you've done this

Capricorn : *punches fist* yeah I'm fine it's totally not broken

Aquarius : when did this foot get here?

Pisces : whY mE?!?!

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