the signs as vines

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Aries : everyone excuse my pottymouth.. shut the *bleep* up

Taurus : hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortilla!1!1!1!

Gemini : dont tell your mother
kiss one another
DIE FOR EACHOTHER

Cancer : what up? I'm jared, I'm 19 & I never learnt how to read

Leo : oh *bleep* I cant believe you've done this

Virgo : woOoOooOw

Libra : stahhhhhp! I could've dropped my croissant!

Scorpio : what the *bleep* richard

Sagittarius : how do you know what's good for me?

that's my oPINION!1!1!1!

Capricorn : ms keisha?

Aquarius : road work ahead? uh yeah, I sure hope it does

Pisces : I love myself, even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself

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