That Slippery Minx

Chapter Four: Flower Crowns and Satanic Boyfriends

Autumn was one of my friends before my stunning transformation into a beautiful bird of paradise (the actual bird... Look it up.)

She is one of the most down to earth people you will ever meet. She is kind and genuine and a honey hoe (that's our drill team btw). If you think I'm cool, she's ten times as much.

She had this hardcore emo/scene phase in the eighth grade. She was that kid that you could hear screaming coming through her earbuds. She was so emo that she cried black tears (eat your hearts out emo kids) At least she didn't go through with dying her hair black, in fact she went with the opposite shade, so now she looks like Mirajane from fairy tale. Good choice, in my opinion.

I remember her first for real boyfriend. She was sort of in love with him. Then one of her friends told her parents that he was a satanist when he was not. When Autumn's parents found out, they forced her to break up with him. She was heartbroken. See where I come from, there are lots of hardcore Christians. Go figure.

Love ya, Autumn! You deserve all the happiness the world has to offer!