How?! \ \ \Creek/Craig X Tweek mpreg./ / /

{8}\ \ \Baby preparation?/ / /{8}

[I want to get to Tweeks birth quickly so I'll upload more.]

I'm 2nd trimester, Tricia bursts into the room as I'm laying down naked in Craigs arms, Tricia says. 'TWEEK! YOU SHOULD START SETTING UP THE BABIES ROOM!' Craig groans. 'Tricia. Shut the fuck up.' I play with Craig's hair as Tricia shakes me. 'TWEEK! YOU ONLY HAVE ONE MORE TRIMESTER!' I groan. 'That's another 3 months. . .' Craig flips off Tricia and says. 'Tweek and I were doing shit last night for your information you spoilt brat.'

Tricia says. 'I'm getting mum and your mum! I'm forcing them to get you two to set the nursery up!' I nod not giving a shit, I basically pass out as our parents run in and yell. 'GET YOUR ASSES UP AND WE'RE TAKING YOU TWO OUT AND GETTING SHIT.' I shake my head. 'I'm tired. . .'

Craig laughs. 'I'll get up, but the sight won't be pretty for anyone but Tweek.' Mum groans. 'I'll rip the sheets off the both of you!' Craig sighs. 'Fine! We'll get up! Just get out for a bit.' Tricia smiles evilly. 'No sex.'

I get up and get changed into something comfortable, that doesn't expose my belly too much, as Craig dressed in his normal "get the fuck out of my way" style. Someone pounds on the door as Craig groans. 'We're almost fucking dressed Tricia, jeez.'

I exit the room as Tricia drags me downstairs and says. 'Come on!' I groan as she asks. 'What's the gender?!' Craig runs downstairs as I say. 'Babbeee, come on.' Our mums' walkover and smile. 'What's the gender?' I groan. 'It's a girl.' Craig says. 'Let's go.'

We get down to the baby shop after a long, eventful drive we finally get there. . .I enter the store and start looking around, a lady comes up next to me and asks. 'Are you looking around for your mum or something?' I shake my head. 'No, I'm looking around for myself?' The lady asks. 'Did you get a girl pregnant or something?' I shake my head as Craig runs up to me with the rest of the family and he asks. 'What are we looking at now?'

The lady asks. 'Who's the pregnant one?' I stammer. 'Uh. . .I am. . .' The lady laughs. 'That's impossible, you're a man.' I shake my head. 'I'm a hermaphrodite.'

The ladies eyes widen and I say. 'Uh. . . I'm just getting prepared. . .I still have a trimester left. . . ' Tricia tugs on my arm and says. 'Hurry up! By the time we're done the baby will have been born!' The lady asks. 'Is that your child?' I shake my head laughing. 'No, that's my boyfriends' younger sister.'

Tricia groans. 'Hurry up!' Craig whispers in my ear soothingly. 'We need to start looking around for stuff.' I nod. 'Alright.' We look around and end up getting, a cribe, a blanket, a couple teddies, a high chair, a mat and a thingy that wraps around it to make it look nicer?

We get back and Craig says. 'This'll take a while to set up, just. . .go into the normal room and, have a nap? Eat? Do whatever, just be comfortable? I'll set up everything. . .' I shake my head. 'No, I'll help.' Craig laughs. 'Nah, just, get comfy in the other room, and I'll set everything up.'

I roll my eyes. 'Fine.' I sit down in the lounge and start watching things as I feel a pain in my stomach, I grasp onto it to notice. . .I scream. 'CRAIG! GET DOWN HERE!' Craig comes sprinting down the stairs putting a shirt on, he asks in a panic. 'Is the baby coming?!' I shake my head smiling.

I smile. 'The baby's kicking!' Craig's eyes widen as he asks. 'Are you serious?' I nod. 'Yeah, come here.' I grab his hand and drag him over to me and place his hand on my stomach, he says smiling. 'That's. . .wow. . .'

I ask as hes in amazment. 'Can I help with the baby room preparation?' Craig nods just looking at my belly as I kiss the top of his head. 'Come on then.' Craig asks snapping out. 'What?' I smile. 'We're setting up the babies room.'

He groans. 'I wanted to surprise you. . .'

Hope you enjoyed! Bye!