How?! \ \ \Creek/Craig X Tweek mpreg./ / /

{16}\ \ \Surprise?/ / /{16}

I grab Isabella and walk downstairs, I hear a knock on the door as Craig sighs getting up. 'I'll get it.' I nod sitting down putting on the T.V a woman walks in with long dark brown hair, freckles and a lot of piercings. . .the woman smiles. 'Hi! Are you. . .Tweek?' I nod holding Isabella closer to me. 'Yes, why?'

My mum walks into the room as she quickly hugs the woman, I ask. 'Who is she?' My mum smiles. 'Tweek, this is your. . .sister.' I stand up. 'Sister?!' I say. 'I thought I was an only child?!' Mum shakes her head. 'No, I'll. . .I'll tell you what happened soon, just. . .I'm so happy I get to see my daughter!'

I roll my eyes. 'I'm good enough. . .I'm two in one!' My mum laughs as my sister asks. 'Whos baby is that?' I answer. 'She's my daughter.' She asks. 'Who is the mother?' I answer. 'I mean, I would classify as a birther but, mother works out.'

She raises an eyebrow. 'What?' I say. 'I'm a hermaphrodite, I carried her for 9 months until I needed an emergency C-section and now I'm here.' She asks. 'Who created her with you?' I point to Craig and cover Isabella's ears. 'That fag over there.' Craig rolls his eyes. 'I'm not the one who takes it up the.-' I cut him off. 'Isabella is in the room!'

Thomas walks downstairs. . .the first time in a while actually, he asks confused. 'How is the faggots creation still alive?' Craig asked annoyed. 'What's that meant to mean?' Thomas says confused. 'I pushed him down the stairs.-' Craig pushes Thomas up against a wall. 'Why the fuck would you do that?!' Thomas goes to punch Craig only to be stopped by Laura dragging Thomas out by the hair.

I hear Laura yell some stuff as she comes back in, she quickly hugs me. 'I'm so sorry Tweek. . .' I say. 'You never did it, you have nothing to be sorry for.' Laura says. 'I should have never let him step foot in this house, he is a disgusting human.' I nod.

I ask my sister. 'How has your life been?' She answers laughing. 'Well, when I was adopted, I was named Willow after either the Wiccan or Pagan religion, I was neglected. I was bullied for being adopted, and just recently I graduate high school with the highest honour.' I say. 'The graduation part was good!'

Willow asks. 'How has your life been?' I answer. 'Mum and I moved here, met Butters, got dimple piercings, fucked Craig, got pregnant, moved in here, got pushed down steps on my due date then I was given this little angel!' Willow smiles and asks. 'How old is she?' I answer. '3 months old.'

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