Tinfoil balls have names. That's a fact because this book is called facts of life so I will live up to that title.
Anyway, it doesn't matter if it has eyes or how big it is. All that matters is that it is a ball like shape made from tinfoil.
Mine was called Bally I think. And that is an amazing name for a ball of tinfoil. Or it might have been Tim. I don't know.
Oh and those stupid smooth balls of tinfoil that you use a hammer to make, yeah those do NOT count. Nobody likes those ones.
If AlexTheEevee remembers the name of mine or her own. I recommend she comment it for more examples.
This has been The Rules Of Life.
Thank you.
