Trump Tip! Make sure to soak your bare hands in bleach beforehand for at least 40 minutes. This will help to add flavour to the dish, and the constant smell of ammonium will keep you dizzy enough to forget Miranda running off and shagging that yoga instructor.
Trump Tip! Got time to kill? Cut a pentagram into your forehead.
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Flagella Cookbook
SpiritualHere you will find the most poignant concepts of modern flagella-cooking .
