(RAP BATTLE) JD vs Yuri (feat. garbageGothic and WoodenHornets)

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Monika (Intro):

Let's see how we can play around with her script...

Yuri:

I'll come diss like a Heather, end you painlessly like a feather

This'll end fast if your bars are like your suicide letters

Hop on your school's bandwagon, end yourself to save me time

Follow your mother's footsteps before you choose to spit rhymes

I know you'll bomb all your lyrics, and now I'm here to defuse

If you're here to bribe me with murders I'm afraid I must refuse

This master of poetry will end your sadistic schemes

'Cause just like Duke's murder, your win is nothing but a dream

JD:

Demonic bastard, someone call a pastor

Your chr's script is in need of a task manager

Lackluster lyrics show you use your pen to conquer lust

Fatal fantasies of romance, this goth is edgy as fuck

Lynch your ass like Sayori, make sure that noose ain't too loose

And like a game of croquet, aim for your head instead of hoops

So begone thot! You won't be getting this MC's Moby Dick

I'll take your emo poems and forge a suicide note quick

Yuri:

Oh I can't help but fall in love with perfection

Your looks and attitude, it seems I've made a misconception

I'll write about you properly, my skin meeting the blade

I feel the rush flowing through me, as I scream out your name!

Now quit flirting with the reject of the popular clique

Or she'll be slit open, bleeding out like my wrists

My heart pounds to the beat, passion filling me with splendor

I love you, JD- Please be mine forever!

JD:

You know chaos killed the dinosaurs, you're next on the list

I know your secrets in your project, allow me to paint the Portrait

While you hide your whole facade as some shy waifu trash

I'll grab your arm full of wounds and open up your every gash

Your club has already pledged to die in unity

Just for your leader to protest her false reality

Your eyes will finally shut once you're engulfed into explosions

And finally you'll be free from your hacked emotions

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