Yuri vs Natsuki Rap Battle

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Yuri:

Hello,Natsuki

Natsuki:

Oh Hey Yuri

Yuri:

I just want to congratulate you

Natsuki:

Congratulate me?For What?

Yuri:

For being voted a worst girl in our game

Natsuki:

Excuse me .Where did you hear that?

Yuri:

Oh you know,from all over the internet?

Natsuki:

Look Yuri.I don't have any time to deal with your shit.I don't know if you're noticed but I'm 

actually popular around her

Yuri:

Oh?Is that so?

Natsuki:

Yeah.StrawberrySana even has me as her icon?See

Yuri:

Strawberry,Who?Anyways how about we have a  little competition?Like a poetry battle to see how may fans prefer me over you?

Natsuki:

Fine!Bring it edgelord!


Natsuki:

Who's the cutest Doki ever?

Natsuki .Of course

Manga is more lit than this Markov loving whore

You can never beat my cupcakes

Cutting's all you can manage

After i'm done with you

You're gonna need another bandage

  This edgy want be is a zero out of ten  

  While everyone adores me  

  Why don't you go fuck a pen?

So your body is thicc.

But your face makes me vomit.

See your character is boring.

And here's some more tea  

  You're an obsessive slut.

Whose got no once of talent.

Bitch go have a nice weekend.

All alone with your knife bent.

Your boobs are so fake.

Just like your personality.

Plus Sana loves me the most.

Welcome to My Reality(Just Natsuki)    

  Everyone agrees my treats are the best .

You can't have a bite.

But you can take a stab to the chest.

Your creppy freaky eyes probably can't even see.

That the winner of the rap battle.

Is just Natsuki           

Yuri:

You say you want to fight me

Can you even reach my neck

Papa's not the only one who'll put your bratty ass in check

You're flatter than a washboard.

All you even do is bake.

I think we all agree you being born was a mistake.

Your poems aren't cute.Bitch can you even read?

You really think you're better than me?

Honey please.

I'm a yandere queen.

And you're tsundere garbage.

My tits are probably bigger than your brain

  Just being honest.

 Go look under a vending machine to find cents.

You're just tiny pink twig.

Whose neck snaps in suspense.

You're an annoying little girl.

And you got daddy issues.

Your poems make my eyes bleed.

I'm gonna need tissues.  

  You may be Sana's best girl.

That doesn't bother me   

Who's read Parfait Girls?

Are you trying to get hits

o you've get cooking skills.

Bitch i really don't care.

If you're really starving eat Monika's hair

Monika:Did someone say Monika

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