Hey, so this has a few dirty jokes so if your not into that, go ahead and skip :) No worries. By the way, you might wanna read this, even if your not in Corbyn's lane. You'll see ;)
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Your Pov
I walk into the house I'm staying at, the famous Why Don't We House for summer vacation as I say hello to the boys as they tell me my boyfriend of a few months is upstairs at our shared room. I walk up the all too familiar stairs and enter the hallway as I enter the bedroom. I then see Corbyn holding something I would not expect him to hold especially without the door locked.
"Corbyn! What the hell!" I screamed. "The door is unlocked." I whisper yelled as I closed it.
"Come on it's fine, you've seen it before." Corbyn said as I walked over.
"I guess I might as well try it out, since we've got it out." I laughed.
As Corbyn famed closer and gave me a quick kiss we both got on the bed as he aligned it with mine. He slid it on in.
"Corbyn!" I squealed. He laughed.
"It hurts! Ahhh!" I screamed as he grunted out of frustration.
"Okay let's try this." Corbyn said as he changed positions.
"How big is that? 9?" I asked.
"Ah it's too big" I grunted as he grunted again.
"But at least it doesn't hurt." Corbyn commented as I pressed my lips together.
"Yeah well I can't believe a size 8 or 9 won't fit my big feet!" I squirmed as I threw off the shoes Corbyn put on my feet.
"Well I told you not to buy them online babe!" Corbyn reacted.
Wait wait wait. Did you think we were having sex? Honey no no no. I bought 2 pairs of shoes that looked similar to one of Corbyn's pairs and we were gonna match. They arrived earlier than I thought and they were supposed to be a surprise for the boys to show them we were the cutest couple.
"Ugh, fine, we should probably go return them at Nike. They'll take an online return right." I asked as Corbyn and I packed the shoes back into the box.
"Yeah, I'm sure. Now let's sneak em out before they find out!" Corbyn snickered as he stuffed both of them into his shirt as if he was pregnant.
"This is why I love you." I laughed.
"You better, because I'm not paying for this child myself!" Corbyn sassed.
I rolled my eyes and gave him a kiss.
"Now lets go!" I squealed.
