~Please Help Me Phil~The Happytime Murders ONE SHOT

Getting Back Together

• {In this story I'm a female muppet}
After I just arrived home I found out the most horrific, terrible and horrifying thing I've seen in my whole life. My abusive husband of two and half years is now on my apartment floor shot dead. I need to get the police, and I know who just to get.~
• {On the phone with the police in the apartment hallway}
Me: Can I get Phil Phillips or Connie Edwards? Please, it's a really big emergency!
Bubbles: Okay what is the emergency hun?
Me: Bubbles, there was a horrible accident while I was gone. Phil already knows who I am. We were going out before. So he'll know my address...so I'd recommend him. Okay bye.
Bubbles: Okay. But do you need Con-..*dial tone*....
Bubbles: *hung up the phone*...Just Phil then.
-As she said that he walked by and asked with a bored expression on his face.
Phil: Bubbles did I get any calls about anything because nothing has been going on today?
Bubbles: Yes, in fact, Phil you did...do you remember your old flame Paige?
Phil: *to himself*....hmm, yes I do. What about her? Did something happen to her?!
Bubbles: Calm down. She told me there was a horrible accident at her apartment and she specifically asked me for you. And you only.
Phil: Okay Bubbles. Bye.
• {Back in my apartment}
-After I talked with Bubbles I put my phone away in my pocket, and waited for my Phil. It took a couple minutes for me to wait on him, but it was worth it because I had some time to think about him. But I was still worried about the accident that I'm still facing.
A few minutes later I hear a familiar voice at the door and rush over and open it. When I did I hugged Phil Phillips. He hugged me back and asked me...
Phil: Paige are you hurt considering that this looks like some kind of hit? And did someone see you while this happened?
Me: Mentally hurt, yes but physically, no. And nobody saw me. Hey remember when he was abusive towards me?
Phil: Oh, that's right I kind of forgot a little bit about that. I'm sorry that happened to you babe.~
Me: *redder than a tomato* Phil!
Phil: *lust in his eyes now* What's the matter babydoll? I can't call you that anymore?
Me: ....Umm? C-can you please find out what happened with accident and then I'll take care of your 'big' problem. Now please....go.
-He then kissed me on the cheek after saying okay lustfully in my ear. I missed that and I'm hoping he's doing things like this to get back together with me. Because the entire time I was with the bastard named Kyle, (who was a muppet too), I missed my Phil and regretted  breaking up with him. As I was sitting on my couch, watching Phil, I was pretty much love struck.
Phil: Paige, baby I figured out what happened I need to take you to my office for 'more information'. If you don't mind.
Me: Oh, okay, and no I don't mind.
Phil: Perfect.
• {LAPD Building}
Phil: Bubbles tell anybody who needs me that I'm going to be 'very busy'.
Bubbles: Ugh...got it.
• { In Phil's Office}
-We talked about the case of the what happened for a while until Phil stopped and started getting really horny. I noticed that at my apartment, so I did something about it.

That Climax! - 😉 Sorry The End🤤