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Comebacks

I hate school so much, these basic white girls are probably going to start stuff with me, if they do I'm going to tell them, "I'll smack that white off you so hard you're going to look black because you'd be so bruised."

And if a ghetto black person tries to start things with me, I'm going to tell them, "I'm going to hit you so hard, the black will come off you, making you look white."

If a Asian or any other race tries to start stuff with me I'm going to tell them, "I'm going to hit you so hard, that your whole history, will be changed,"

If a girl asks "why do you wear black," I'll tell them "I'm always prepared for your funeral."

If a girl asks "why do you like frozen," I'll tell them "Because I know Elsa will freeze your ass off,"

Those are my comebacks for daily life.