Creepypasta truths and dare// Creepypasta on crack//

Welcome....TO ASKING QUESTIONS!!

The night was cold. A light layer of frost covering the leaves as I approached a familiar building, a smile curving upon my face. My pale,Snow White skin could have been seen from a mile away. My faint, emerald green glowing eyes, my shoulder length storm gray hair was rough,shaggy, spiky and course as the wind blew it across my face from not being properly taking care of.

I started walking to the door. I'd been wearing my black loose ripped skinny that barley fit me. I had been wearing sneakers that where old and faded. A baggy dark green T-shirt that I had stole. It was torn at some place and was covered in dirt.

I throw the door open, only to catch the attention of multiple "people" in the room. One looking especially annoyed with my presence.

"SUP BITCHES!!" I shout as if I owned the place. "IM BACK!!"

"Welcome..back Impulse." The Slenderman says, frustration in his tone.

"Who is that Mr.Slendy-man?" Asks a young little girl in a pink gown.

"Ow!, Damn Slender that's a kick in the old stomach," I say walking in and slamming the door. "Didn't even tell the newbies bout' me,ouch."

"Narcissist much, Huh?" Says a Male who has stitches riddling his face.

"You got right liuie ol' boy," I say Glitching over to him. Giving him a quote shocked expression. "How's the scars been doing?"

"EY!" I shout. "Jeffrey motherfricking woods, I see you've reunited with Liu ol' boy,how's ya parents been. Oh oops ."

"You're a prick.." Jeff says.

"I facking know." I say.

My attention is caught by a boy who is twitching uncontrollably.

"Why are you twitching?" I ask glitching over to him,him looking a offended. "Wait!, I don't care, It fracking cool!"

I glitch again so I'm basically doing a handstand on his shoulder.

"She's light." He says.

"Thank Toby," I say. "Now, Where's timothy And Brian? I wanna hit Tim in the knee."

"I like her!" Toby says, a snicker Following his words.

"OKAY WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!" Screams Tim.

"AH!!" I scream. "TIMMY OL' BOY HOW HAVE YA BEEN,HOWS JAY AND ALEX?!"

I immediately follow up my question by hitting him in the knee.

"OW FU-" he shouts,not being able to finish his sentence on the count I covered his mouth.

"NO CUSSING BITCH!!" I shout

"You just cussed.." Says Hoodie.

"Irony, right on." I say glitching away.

"Who is this damned Prick Slender!" Shouts Ben.

"Children, this Is Impulse, I only took her in for her unique abilities." Slenderman says. "She has the ability to alter her surroundings, Teleport or what she calls "glitching" and being able to break what she call the fourth wall or something. I've had to kick her out multiple times."

"And what time is it now that you'd been kicked out?" Asks Liu.

"Pretty boy, I couldn't count that on both of my hands!" I shout. "So Slenderman What happened to my room?"

"I gave it to Nina.." Slender says.

"Okay swee-" I say realizing what he had said. "Nina who?"

"Well,you've been gone for a very long time,I thought you died.." Slender says quite annoyed.

"You and I both that I'll just come back.. I mean I wish I could but can't" I say, shrugging.

"So ima go kick this Nina bitch outa my room, peace." I say running into my room. "AHHHHH!!,MY ROOM!!"

I look to see my room covered in pictures of Jeff and a girl writing in a diary.

"Who are you?" She Asks.

"M-my room!, why! Why!" I shout, acting dramatic as I fall to my knees.

Realization hits me.

"WHERE MY SPAGET!!" I shout.

"What are you smoking?" Nina asks.

"SLENDER!!" I shout running after him. "WHERE MY SPAGET!!"

"Here.." He says handing me a a very large Green snake.

"MEH SPAGET!!" I yell holding him in my arms.

"How long have had that Slender?" Asks Jeff.

"Far to long." Slender says walking off.

"Well I think that's all for today," I say. "Don't forget to ask questions for all of us,even me and spaget(the snake)BYE!!"

"Who are You talking to?" Asks Liu.

"None of your business pretty boy,BYE GUYS."