ur having a normal cobversation with juancok. u two r like best freinds. and he looked at u and said "u know what yn i have thomething to tell you" n ur like "what." n then he's like "hold on i'll thay it through a thong" n ur like oh no.
so he starts tapping the table with his fingerth. and he sings "when i thaw ur fathe" and. he does the backhround vocals by singing little "doo doo doo doo doo." and then he yells "i'M A BELIEVER" n ur like "belieber?". n he's like "yeah sry i love juthtin more than u" so he. kicks ur face and leaves you.
he ends up marrying juthtin beiver nd he names their children "vagina" and "puthy"
THE END.
