psa o' the day

psa #50

i got tagged by my hija, muffin, like two months ago and i just finished this yay. 

Las Reglas ("the rules" for y'all whomst no hablan español)

 - you gots to post the rules bruh

- each person has to tell 13 things about themselves

 - answer the 13 questions your tagger gave you and come up with 13 of your own (ugh, work)

 - you gots to tags 13 peeps (that's literally half of my followers)

 - tagbacks are a yes ma'am if you feelin' like it (but like who would want to associate with me?)

13 Hechos

1. i can basically speak fluent spanish, asi que, tienes cuidado. 

2. i am also fluent in the language of vine. yes ma'am. 

3. i am a closeted nerd. so like, to all of my school friends, i'm the jock/class clown who somehow manages to pass her classes. on the other handddd, my hockey team has seen it a l l .

4. i am exactly 4'11.5" (151.13 cm for all y'all europeanos out there). i actually had a flight attendant on the plane i was on to go to san fran try to kick me out of my seat by the emergency exit because she thought i wasn't 15. she was all like "you can't sit here" and i was like, with my booty already warm, "tf not?" and she was like "because ya need to be at least fifteen to be here" and y'all alREADY KNOW I FINNA DROP A BOMB ON HER ASS

5. i HATE reading, like it's just soooo hard for me to find something that i actually enjoy. but whenever i do, it lasts me like half a day then it's like "ope welp,,looks like its back to netiflix,,"

6. i play the ukulele and piano (i even wrote a couple songs,,coUgH) like a f*cking BOSS but i can't read sheet music for sh*t

7. i am the oldest child. i got one hermanita and one hermanito. y'all know mi hermanita as "piper". the reason you guys know her as that is bc, number one, that ain't her real name, and number two, that was one of the name options she had whilst she was-eth in the womb-eth. and mi hermanito, as you guys know as "johnny boy", has that nickname bc it's kinda a play-on-words in term of his name. but i promise it isn't his actual name

8. my birrthday is agosto 18

9. i'm related to a bunch of weed-smokin' hippies (but i'm not one of them i sWEAR)

10. i've been offered to illustrate a child's book before. it sadly fell through before anything could be put into works, however. the author was going to be "lemony-squinkets" (or something like that)

11. i fantasize waaaAAAAAAAAy too much about fictional guys (lAnCe mCcLAIn cOOOOOUUUGH)

12. i have 8 scars in total. one across the top of my right foot from cutting it on a rusty nail (tetanus whO??? ┬┴┤o ͜ʖ o) ), one on the outside ball of my right ankle and a skin decoloration both from accidentally trying to slide-tackle the invisible man on a tennis court, one on my right knuckle of my ring finger from getting a chunk taken out by piper while she was swinging around a damn razor, one on the back of my right knee from a lil' pupper named tanker (ಥ ͜ʖಥ), one on the top of my nose from slicing it on something when i was a wee lass, two, both on the inside of my mouth, from, yet again, my lovely sister punching the bottom of a glass i was drinking out of when we were younger, and finally, i permanantly deformed nail (my right ring, and it isn't that bad, just a little flat on the left side) from when it got crushed by a window closing on it. 

13. i lOOOOOOVE PLANTSSSSSSSSSSS. GIMME ALLLL OF THE BABS

14. (Bonus) i can fart on command

Preguntas de la Tagger

what is your ideal school lunch? FRENCH TOAST OR A PWETZEL

do you enjoy having your picture taken? hells no

do you like public speaking? depends, i guess. like, if i'm confident around the people i'm speaking for, then i don't mind, but it's usually a hardpasssss

stickers or no? HELLS YES

what's you dream career? bruhhhh i don't know what i'm even gonna eat for breakfast in the mornings so like i don't know. but, i guess either a singer+songwriter, or even an actress (i know that's super absurd) or a florist with my own lil' shop uwu

favorite hot drink? i could drink coffee for f*cking DAYS

who's your favorite oc? my favorite oc that belongs to me would have to be this chick i created named maddelena. i tried writing her story but it kinda got nowhere so i'm just tryna sort that out rn. my favorite oc from someone else would hAVE TO BE MUFFIN'S CHARACTER WHOMST I HELPED TO CREATE--WESLEY. HE IS THE SOFTEST LIL BOY UWUWUWUWU AND THEN I ALSO LOVE ANOTHER CHICK WHO WAS MENTIONED AND WILL BE INTRODUCED LATER IN HER STORY NAMED ANDROMEDA, OR ANDI, WHO IS ACTUALLY BASED OFF OF ME AND SHE IS F*CKING INCREDIBLE. (GO CHECK OUT BOOK,, 'ILLUSIONS MEAN DAWN')

do you speak in vine and meme references? begone you thot, is that even a question?

are you a crafty person? yeah, but i'm also very lazy soooo,,

what's your favorite dance move? shooooooop

what's your dream vacation? would love to go to italy

what is your current phone or computer screen saver? for my laptop, it's always "sorry i'm late. my alarm didn't go off because i didn't set it because i don't like coming here." then, for my phone, it's a wall of pumpkins because it's ofFICIALLY SPOOPY TIME

what's your favorite tv show you watched as a kid? PHINEAS AND FERB HANDS DOWN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED

Questions for those I finna tag

what's better--pwetzel or french toast?

can you fart on command?

can i get a hoi-yah?

what is the vertex of the parabola x^2 + 10x + 24 = 0 ?

uwu?

are you attracted to lance mcclain like i am?

is your girl a 'dere? 

do you hate people as much as i do?

gay or nay?

is water wet?

puedes hablar español como bien que yo? 

uwu part 2?

is masella f*cking terrible at coming up with questions?

Tag-o-roonies

muffin_spice  (right back at you b*tch)

BriarMoon

OliviaJWrites

Animal-Feather

AnnalisaKarn

Dapplespot

LLamaCrAzE

yeahhhh,,i have like 2 friends qwq